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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

Do you actually think you're this tall and mysterious stranger?

You're the most obvious person here, Archer.

Second to Lee. I guess he kind of makes everyone else pale in comparison.

[swordboning]

Don't compare me to that idiot.

[god way to ruin that convo!!!]

[codere]

[ Has she discovered a WEAKNESS ?? ]

Who do you think I have scouting for safe houses?

He said all I had to do was smile. [ So she sent him a smiling emoticon. Totally counts. ]

[swordboning]

If you want to deal with idiocy, you're free too. Just don't compare it to me.

[psycholawgy]

[ We're getting this shit put on his apron too. YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN APRON TOO, RIN. ]

[codere]

Except when it's pointing out my flaws !!
Then it's not a key part at all.

[codere]

Stop being so insecure. It isn't as if I'm going to compare you two often.

I just said he was helping us.

While pointing out he's more ridiculous than you.

[swordboning]

You always seem free to find mine so I figure the opposite isn't too wrong.

[swordboning]

Two times in a row isn't helping.

I'M A FREE SPIRIT

[codere]

It's wrong !!
IT'S SO WRONG !!

I used caps for emphasis on my yelling FYI.

BUT FOR REAL HAVE FUN ok bye

[codere]

You're really blasted about this, aren't you?

I guess I won't be inviting him over for dinner to thank him for his help. Just don't expect me to quit hanging out with him.

[swordboning]

What are you prepared to do to stop me?

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[psycholawgy]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[ Sending it to every person she's met at least once YEAH!!!! ]

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[swordboning]

I just have one question. Why?

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[psycholawgy]

I don't believe in this but I feel like I have to spread it anyway...

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[swordboning]

Fine, I'll send it to Rin in case she worries that she isn't allowed to be involved. But I don't actually care.

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[psycholawgy]

I'm sending it to everyone at the sleepover too, don't worry :D

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[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

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[poised]

[tbh she actually hates to admit how much she appreciates Archer but THE DESPERATION IS REAL]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

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Archer!! Kindly send this message back to me, I am so close to completing this task!

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[alpako]

Ri-Right... I'm really sorry to bother you!

[ If she was face-to-face with Archer, this would be where she bows in apology. ]

Umm, I saw your post about weapons a while ago... [ She takes a deep breath, steeling herself. ] Is... Is there a weapon or magic that can seal or lessen a person's abilities...?

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[aerialassault]

[ooc: I'm sorry, Cliff is just hitting strangers with this.]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something pretty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious!

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[swordboning]

You'll have to be more specific as to what abilities need to be sealed. There are ways, I won't lie.

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[royalpatron]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

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[littlestbaskerville]

Had an x-ray done today, not sure what it is still! But Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for!

You don't have to though it's all for fun!

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[poised]

You’ll have to pardon me if this sounds generic but I simply couldn’t think of a more efficient way to do it. Simply put, I’ve successfully managed to convert my world’s calendar to the one of this world and I best estimate my birthday to fall sometime before December 25th, which is apparently known as Christmas Day here. Then I had thought “oh, but certainly others would love to join in the festivities!” and so now my proposal is for there to be a lovely winter ball on thinking the 26th, hence the reason for this invitation. I would like to extend my request for your assistance in preparations for the ball, if you would be so kind as to lend your aid.

[GENERIC PART OVER and here’s where the personal message begins-]

That wasn’t too wordy, was it? Well, you get the point. If you wouldn’t mind providing food and baked goods, please do so. Furthermore, please feel free to bring along Saber and Rin of course. I would just rather that nothing gets too… rowdy either. I’m sure you understand.