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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ She'll wear it. That's a promise. ]

But ??

[swordboning]

I don't think I'm going to reveal the surprise.

[codere]

I don't like surprises.
Is it really a good idea to startle someone with a gun ??

[swordboning]

It's not going to be that kind of surprise. It'll be the gift kind of surprise.

[codere]

Fine, but it better cost you a lot.

[swordboning]

Don't think too hard about it.

[codere]

What's the gift for in the first place ??
You have to have a reason to spoil a girl.

[swordboning]

For sitting through this conversation with me.

[codere]

I'm your gf.
I should be able to handle texting you while I'm on the toilet or something.

[ She is not before he asks. ]

[swordboning]

Regardless, I appreciate it.

[codere]

ok we're done.

[swordboning]

Only because you're getting embarrassed. I won't take back those words.

[codere]

I can block you.

[swordboning]

Absolutely pointless since we can speak telepathically.

[codere]

I can use a Command Seal.

[swordboning]

Save those for when you need to power me up.

[codere]

That's what sex is for.

[swordboning]

How would you word it in video game terms? The upgrades can stack.

[codere]

I guess if you want some better equipment for your dick, I could work on knitting you a cozy or something ??

[swordboning]

Can you even knit in the first place? That's not me accepting your offer, by the way. Just incredulity.

[codere]

I can do anything as long as there's a Wikihow on the Internet.
In that sense, you can call me multi-talented.

[swordboning]

Fine. In return for your clothes and gift, I'd like you to knit me a pair of gloves. My hands are bare, after all.

[codere]

Fine.
I'll knit you a stupid pair of gloves.

[swordboning]

It's a deal.

[codere]

It is.
Bye now.