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[Look, I just have the Sprite. You supply all the thirst.
But no, Archer is here chilling. Yes, chilling, because nothing is annoying and all is pretty much neutral. Like Archer, true neutral.]
Not any more or less than I usually am.
[He still does the cryptic though.]
But no, Archer is here chilling. Yes, chilling, because nothing is annoying and all is pretty much neutral. Like Archer, true neutral.]
Not any more or less than I usually am.
[He still does the cryptic though.]
[WOW????? Okay hand over that Sprite.
The true neutral life is really biting him in the ass right now, since that means she can (for the purpose of sprite collecting?!) monopolise his time--I can't believe I just typed that.]
Are you saying this is a normal day for you? [Come on, Archer, surely there will be more people to eat your food. Like herself.] In that case, why not have a break? I would say I could cook for you, but you don't really eat.
The true neutral life is really biting him in the ass right now, since that means she can (for the purpose of sprite collecting?!) monopolise his time--I can't believe I just typed that.]
Are you saying this is a normal day for you? [Come on, Archer, surely there will be more people to eat your food. Like herself.] In that case, why not have a break? I would say I could cook for you, but you don't really eat.
Hardly. But it's not like people eat all day.
[Sheesh. No really, he still shrugs. It's an Archer habit.]
Since I'm already technically on one, I don't see why I can't.
[Sheesh. No really, he still shrugs. It's an Archer habit.]
Since I'm already technically on one, I don't see why I can't.
True, so I caught you while people aren't interested.
[Good, good.]
Oh! Even better then. [She now moves to loiter boldly over at the side. Because then she can actually talk to him without feeling like a customer.] You really do look much more at home on this side of the stall. [She's teasing, but seriously he looks like a badass who cooks so well.]
[Good, good.]
Oh! Even better then. [She now moves to loiter boldly over at the side. Because then she can actually talk to him without feeling like a customer.] You really do look much more at home on this side of the stall. [She's teasing, but seriously he looks like a badass who cooks so well.]
[Vietnam, water you doign back here.]
Does having a counter in the way make me seem more businesslike? I'm afraid I'm going to have to hear a reasoning for this.
Does having a counter in the way make me seem more businesslike? I'm afraid I'm going to have to hear a reasoning for this.
[That kind of statement should seriously annoy him. Archer doesn't exactly get along with all the kings he knows. What if he got slapped with the title "King of Kitchens"? That would be terrible.]
I'd prefer to keep being known as having more blacksmith like abilities than ruling pots and pans.
I'd prefer to keep being known as having more blacksmith like abilities than ruling pots and pans.
[It's okay, as long as he's not a king of heroes amirite.
Still, she nods firmly. Because while he does suit the kitchen (and rule it), she met him as a blacksmith.]
I did always wonder why you worked at this stall instead of blacksmithing. I practice with the sword you gave me all the time. [She's just not a swordsman, though.]
Still, she nods firmly. Because while he does suit the kitchen (and rule it), she met him as a blacksmith.]
I did always wonder why you worked at this stall instead of blacksmithing. I practice with the sword you gave me all the time. [She's just not a swordsman, though.]
[Come on, Vietnam, anyone can get good with a sword. It just takes a lot of practice.]
It's a simple business decision. People need food more than weapons and you can really only sell a weapon to a person once. Considering people want food all the time, you can see where I'm coming from.
It's a simple business decision. People need food more than weapons and you can really only sell a weapon to a person once. Considering people want food all the time, you can see where I'm coming from.
[It seriously does, and she's no stranger to hard work! But considering her fighting skills, she does have set habits.],/small>
Ah, yes I understand completely. Then it is good that you are able to utilise your skills for a different line of work. That being said, it might not be blacksmithing but you seem to enjoy the routine of cooking.
[Look, if he sets food competitions...]
Ah, yes I understand completely. Then it is good that you are able to utilise your skills for a different line of work. That being said, it might not be blacksmithing but you seem to enjoy the routine of cooking.
[Look, if he sets food competitions...]
Am I giving off that kind of air?
[He really does, sadly. And while that kind of statement would normally make him mad, he's pretty chill about it. But cooking and cleaning are his favorite past-times.]
Or are you just taking a guess?
[He really does, sadly. And while that kind of statement would normally make him mad, he's pretty chill about it. But cooking and cleaning are his favorite past-times.]
Or are you just taking a guess?
[Hey, if he's not mad that means she's actually doing something (mostly) right. It's probably because she's troll bait, isn't it. Besides, she appreciates anyone who can cook and clean. You know, not be filthy.]
Hmm... [She taps her chin.] Perhaps a little bit of both. I need you to confirm it.
Hmm... [She taps her chin.] Perhaps a little bit of both. I need you to confirm it.
Confirm it?
[Was this going to be the challenge here? The issue being that Archer didn't like things like that but if was dragged into one, he was stubborn enough to want to come out on top.]
How exactly do you plan on having me do that?
[Was this going to be the challenge here? The issue being that Archer didn't like things like that but if was dragged into one, he was stubborn enough to want to come out on top.]
How exactly do you plan on having me do that?
[Perhaps it is! And really, she feels the same when it comes to dumb challenges. She also has to win.
Although in this case, it looks like she has to set the challenge.]
Hmm, that is a good question. [Two vastly different traits he has here is being questioned!] I believe a twelve hour video would be out of the question.
No, perhaps if you let me watch you.
Although in this case, it looks like she has to set the challenge.]
Hmm, that is a good question. [Two vastly different traits he has here is being questioned!] I believe a twelve hour video would be out of the question.
No, perhaps if you let me watch you.
If those words were coming from anyone else, I'd presume they were fairly innocent.
[Archer is WARY. And also teasing but that is what Archer is good at.]
[Archer is WARY. And also teasing but that is what Archer is good at.]
[ Hello Archer, there's a naked flesh-colored robot sprawled out over the couch with a tsundere nearby. Why did she activate this thing? It's Rin, that's why. She does what she wants, when she wants. ]
Huh... that's interesting. [ She hasn't noticed he's around but yes she's poking at her robot's chest with a small frown. ]
Is it really the same size?
[ Please end this before it gets disastrous.
Also she needs to talk to him about a thing. ]
Huh... that's interesting. [ She hasn't noticed he's around but yes she's poking at her robot's chest with a small frown. ]
Is it really the same size?
[ Please end this before it gets disastrous.
Also she needs to talk to him about a thing. ]
Is that a question segueing into if a fake can be as good as the real thing?
[Don't ask Archer those questions ever. Though he's mildly frowning too but for entirely other reasons. Mostly like the question he just heard and butted himself into.]
[Don't ask Archer those questions ever. Though he's mildly frowning too but for entirely other reasons. Mostly like the question he just heard and butted himself into.]
Edited 2016-04-13 20:46 (UTC)
[Impossible.] If you insist.
As for mine, I got rid of it the moment I laid eyes on it. I don't need a personal servant since I'd rather handle all my duties myself.
As for mine, I got rid of it the moment I laid eyes on it. I don't need a personal servant since I'd rather handle all my duties myself.
That's because it's a sensible quote.
[That's how he is.]
I figured you would, which is why I didn't trash yours too. Hopefully you can learn something while you're studying it.
[That's how he is.]
I figured you would, which is why I didn't trash yours too. Hopefully you can learn something while you're studying it.
I don't know about Lee's but I think it's remarkable that yours imitates you so well.
[He does know about Lee's, sshh. He does at least keep his eye on top level network posts.]
I'd be a little worried in your position.
[He does know about Lee's, sshh. He does at least keep his eye on top level network posts.]
I'd be a little worried in your position.
.....
[A crying robot is not all that...normal.]
Are we really keeping this around?
[A crying robot is not all that...normal.]
Are we really keeping this around?
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