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I can try suggesting it but I don't know how well that'll go over with her.
That's true, unless there's some kind of backlash.
Archer, are you busy?
If I was busy, I would make time if you needed something. What is it?
Don't laugh, okay?
I was wondering. How do I please a guy? You know.
[ sexually, she means. ]
I was wondering. How do I please a guy? You know.
[ sexually, she means. ]
Feeding them mostly works. Is this something you really needed to take the time to ask?
Not like that!!!! I meant something ELSE.
Don't make me say it!!
Don't make me say it!!
You're not saying anything, you're typing. So just tell me.
How do you please a guy?
In bed.
In bed.
Edited 2016-05-24 14:32 (UTC)
[Archer can't decide whether to shut this down, find Merlin, and show him what for...
...or make things worse.]
That's something better discussed in person rather than through text.
[Make things worse.]
...or make things worse.]
That's something better discussed in person rather than through text.
[Make things worse.]
Because you won't understand the gravity of the situation.
I can shut down my food stall for a short while.
[ATHENA NO, THIS IS A TRAP.
An Archer trap.
And yes, he is waiting.]
An Archer trap.
And yes, he is waiting.]
[ athena doesn't even reply, but dashes to golden archers fairly quickly. she shows up about 15 mins later. ]
Archer.
Archer.
So...
[ THIS IS WHY SHE WANTED TO TALK THROUGH TEXT. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. ]
[ THIS IS WHY SHE WANTED TO TALK THROUGH TEXT. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. ]
So...
[TAKING A SEAT. And this is why he wanted to do it in person.]
...you wanted to learn how to please a guy. In bed.
[TAKING A SEAT. And this is why he wanted to do it in person.]
...you wanted to learn how to please a guy. In bed.
You don't have to repeat it!
[ TOTALLY RED NOW... THANKS. ]
So help me out here!
[ TOTALLY RED NOW... THANKS. ]
So help me out here!
I will but you're going to have to tell me specifically what you want.
Wha- What?! I don't get it.
[ she honestly doesn't... ]
[ she honestly doesn't... ]
What don't you get? It's pretty simple.
[He almost wants to laugh.]
Describe things for me how you see it.
[He almost wants to laugh.]
Describe things for me how you see it.
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