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If I start from the beginning, it'll take too long. You'll have to tell me what you already know.
[ deep breaths... ]
Not a lot. But— I tried— [ a low groan. ] We've only gotten to second base, so... that's all I know? I mean— I know about. . . third base and everything else. . .
[ ARCHER WHY ]
Not a lot. But— I tried— [ a low groan. ] We've only gotten to second base, so... that's all I know? I mean— I know about. . . third base and everything else. . .
[ ARCHER WHY ]
Do you? Or are you unaware of even the basics?
[Sorry, he can barely hold back a single snort.]
What? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.
I'm only laughing because you don't understand how senseless this is.
How is it senseless?! I just want to— do better...
How can you do better if you haven't even set a baseline? I'm not going to prepare you for your first time. Stumbling around at it is how it's supposed to work.
Then why did you even make me come here, you jerk?!
I have about three reasons for that but you'd only want to hear one of them. Namely if I said that through text, you would have believed that I just didn't want to explain things. Since you heard it in person, you know I have no doubt in my words.
I wanted to make sure you were actually serious and weren't pulling my leg.
And if you were serious, I wanted to see if you'd actually get embarrassed.
And if you were serious, I wanted to see if you'd actually get embarrassed.
ARCHER!!!
[ fdsagksh she's going to try and punch him now!!!! ]
[ fdsagksh she's going to try and punch him now!!!! ]
[GOOD LUCK.
By which is meant Athena would probably hurt herself more than she hurts Archer. What a dumb hardhead/musclebound idiot.]
By which is meant Athena would probably hurt herself more than she hurts Archer. What a dumb hardhead/musclebound idiot.]
[ ... yeah, that hurts but she's trying really hard not to cry right now. ]
Thanks for being a big help!
[ and she turns to leave :T ]
Thanks for being a big help!
[ and she turns to leave :T ]
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