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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

You want to spend time with me? Legitimately?

[ She's smiling a bit as she stares down at the bowl of frosting in her hands. ]

[swordboning]

It's actually a little amusing that it needs to be pointed out to you.

[codere]

What's amusing is you haven't asked me out on a proper date, but talk about spending time with me.

[ No, no that's not funny at all. ]

[swordboning]

You wear the pants here so I think it's fairly obvious as to who should be doing that.

[Said so matter-of-factly. Though he logs that statement away for future....purposes.]

[codere]

Oh. [ She just got told. ]

I should get these wrapped up so I can drop them off at Lee's.

[swordboning]

And this too.

[Now dumping a shitton of kunai on the table too.]

You never specific an exact number. Or if you did, I forgot.

[codere]

[ Looking down at the mess on the table.
Looking back up at him.
Looking back down at the table. ]

[swordboning]

.....I'm guessing you want me to do the work.

[codere]

I-!! [ Picking up a kunai. ]

Why does it weigh so much? You're supposed to throw these.

[swordboning]

They're easily throwable. You just need a little more strength.

[codere]

[ Throwing it towards the wall... and missing. It bounces off and onto the floor. ]

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[swordboning]

Will you not do that? I would have had to repair the wall if it actually stuck in.

[codere]

[ Throwing another one which sticks. ] Ha!

I'm a ninja!

[swordboning]

[SIGHING LOUDLY.]

....a real ninja has discipline.

[codere]

I have discipline! [ So much of it, in fact. ]

[swordboning]

I deliberately asked you not to do that and you did it.

[No, he didn't.]

[codere]

You're right.

I have no discipline whatsoever. [ Sighing. ]

[swordboning]

[Reaching over to poke her forehead.]

[codere]

Ow. [ Rubbing the spot shortly after. ]

I'll drop this stuff off and come back home. Unless there's something you need me to pick up for you?

[swordboning]

That was your punishment for talking back.

[How incredibly light. Mostly because she could just beat his ass or something if she wanted to.]

Just stay safe and don't get into a fight.

[codere]

I've only gotten into one fight since I've been here and it wasn't much of a fight. [ She points out. ]

How many have you been in?

[swordboning]

One.

[He didn't start his!]

Do me one more favor and don't bring home any idiots.

[codere]

[ ... she didn't start her's either. Probably. ]

I won't.

... why? What are you planning for tonight?

[swordboning]

To have something sweet for you when you get home. I'd rather not share it with someone else.

[codere]

I promise it'll just be me when I return.

[ She finishes packing up everything while humming and with a bright smile. The kunai are put safely in a box while wrapped up even if he made a lot more than she was expecting and the cupcakes have had enough time to cool down. ]

It won't take me long.