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[ brb calling ]

Do you have nothing better to do than bother me?

Say the thing again!

So what again? That I didn't do whatever it is that you're saying?

Yes. Say you didn't ransack Shirou's place.

I didn't ransack Shirou's workplace.

[Which was true, in his opinion. He separated good from crappy but certainly didn't go THAT far.]

Edited 2015-03-14 02:17 (UTC)

Did you throw some stuff away?

I didn't throw anything away.

[It was just tossed to the side and considered junk!!!]

Edited 2015-03-14 02:26 (UTC)

You made a mess.

So? That idiot likes to clean.

Why would you do that?!

[ She sounds angry, but her voice falters and now she just sounds tired. ]

Is that even part of his training?

...that thing around your neck. Do you depend on it?

To a certain degree. Why?

What would you do if you were in a situation where you were depending on it and it actively started working against you?

Him.

I'd fix him.

Great. In the time you're working on fixing him, your pal, the judge, had declared your defendant guilty. Assuming that I'm not insulting you, in that situation, wouldn't you prefer that he was more reliably built?

Just because I use Psychology in my cases doesn't mean that's all I do! I'm a lawyer for a reason, and evidence is everything. If Widget malfunctions, then that's just something I'll have to fix after a trial.

But he wouldn't. Not ever. My mom made him with great care, and he's never malfunctioned -- not once even after ten years.

Edited 2015-03-14 02:55 (UTC)

...this wasn't a point to argue. Mostly because I'm hoping you can see the point I'm trying to make. Equipment that is shoddy but people rely on should never be sold and that idiot knows that.

Don't pin the blame on him. He's only working for someone.

And I'm going to buy a cute rod... thing from him! He said he can't make it, so hopefully, his store's inventory has what I'm looking for.

Do what you want, I don't care. I personally wouldn't be caught selling anything that is sub-standard, no matter what.

Just don't do it again. It's rude!

....are you done?

Now that I think about it, do you ever try to contact me for good things?

[ okay, that was funny. ]

I don't think you'd like to be checked up on, actually.

I don't like to talk about pointless things in general but I'd much prefer a smile over screeching.

I'll remember that.

Tell me something good about your day, then.

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