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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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voice;

[swordboning]

...that thing around your neck. Do you depend on it?

voice;

[psycholawgy]

To a certain degree. Why?

voice;

[swordboning]

What would you do if you were in a situation where you were depending on it and it actively started working against you?

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Him.

I'd fix him.

voice;

[swordboning]

Great. In the time you're working on fixing him, your pal, the judge, had declared your defendant guilty. Assuming that I'm not insulting you, in that situation, wouldn't you prefer that he was more reliably built?

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Just because I use Psychology in my cases doesn't mean that's all I do! I'm a lawyer for a reason, and evidence is everything. If Widget malfunctions, then that's just something I'll have to fix after a trial.

But he wouldn't. Not ever. My mom made him with great care, and he's never malfunctioned -- not once even after ten years.

voice;

[swordboning]

...this wasn't a point to argue. Mostly because I'm hoping you can see the point I'm trying to make. Equipment that is shoddy but people rely on should never be sold and that idiot knows that.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Don't pin the blame on him. He's only working for someone.

And I'm going to buy a cute rod... thing from him! He said he can't make it, so hopefully, his store's inventory has what I'm looking for.

voice;

[swordboning]

Do what you want, I don't care. I personally wouldn't be caught selling anything that is sub-standard, no matter what.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Just don't do it again. It's rude!

voice;

[swordboning]

....are you done?

Now that I think about it, do you ever try to contact me for good things?

voice;

[psycholawgy]

[ okay, that was funny. ]

I don't think you'd like to be checked up on, actually.

voice;

[swordboning]

I don't like to talk about pointless things in general but I'd much prefer a smile over screeching.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

I'll remember that.

Tell me something good about your day, then.

voice;

[swordboning]

I cooked and cleaned, as usual. That's about it.

[Despite the mundane parts of that, SUPER DEEP DOWN, he sounds quite satisfied by it.]

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Do you want to start cleaning our apartment too?

[ :D? ]

voice;

[swordboning]

[ABSOLUTE SILENCE.]

voice;

[psycholawgy]

I'm just kidding, jeez!

I can clean up the apartment. I used to live by myself, you know.

voice;

[swordboning]

Your friend would probably think I'm up to something if I did that anyway.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

Her name is Ryuko.

And yeah, I think she would... She thinks you and I are-- [ She just cuts herself off there. ]

voice;

[swordboning]

Are what? Dating or in love? That's foolish. I already have someone else.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

OH MY GOSH!!! Really?!

voice;

[swordboning]

That, however, is none of your business so don't ask.

voice;

[psycholawgy]

D- Don't you dare say it's Sakura! She's Shirou's! Not you... you!

voice;

[swordboning]

[Still more silence. He'd deny that but that would mean more questions from this lie detecting butt. Which he wasn't going to chance.]