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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

....are you done?

Now that I think about it, do you ever try to contact me for good things?

[ okay, that was funny. ]

I don't think you'd like to be checked up on, actually.

I don't like to talk about pointless things in general but I'd much prefer a smile over screeching.

I'll remember that.

Tell me something good about your day, then.

I cooked and cleaned, as usual. That's about it.

[Despite the mundane parts of that, SUPER DEEP DOWN, he sounds quite satisfied by it.]

Do you want to start cleaning our apartment too?

[ :D? ]

[ABSOLUTE SILENCE.]

I'm just kidding, jeez!

I can clean up the apartment. I used to live by myself, you know.

Your friend would probably think I'm up to something if I did that anyway.

Her name is Ryuko.

And yeah, I think she would... She thinks you and I are-- [ She just cuts herself off there. ]

Are what? Dating or in love? That's foolish. I already have someone else.

OH MY GOSH!!! Really?!

That, however, is none of your business so don't ask.

D- Don't you dare say it's Sakura! She's Shirou's! Not you... you!

[Still more silence. He'd deny that but that would mean more questions from this lie detecting butt. Which he wasn't going to chance.]

Well, if you don't want to say who, that's okay.

Do you want to hear about my day?

I'd rather you spare me from that too.

What the— Hey! How come?

You don't actually care about my day and I don't care about yours. It's a fair trade.

Fine. If that's how you want to play.

Then good bye.

[ CLICK. ]