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What does that have to do with not knowing if you're dating someone?

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The arrangement Saber was in before was identical to this one, but I guess it involves relationships ??
As if she was in love with her Master and her Master loved Shirou ?!
idk it's just weird !!

IT WAS MY PHRASING.

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What you're saying is that you're now in a relationship with both of us. Am I getting this right?

1/2

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GO BEAT SABER UP SO YOU CAN HOG ME TO YOURSELF !!

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w8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Once she's sure she got that text: ] It'd be unfair to beat someone up because of my mistake.

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Not only that but you made me promise to make up with her. I can't do both.

But if you're not sincere, you're digging yourself a deep hole. And I hope you're sincere with me.

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I AM SINCERE.
It's just really difficult to think about since we've only known each other for a short time.
Have you seen the way she's always looking at me ??

I don't want her to feel excluded, but at the same time you're the one I've already committed to.

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Let me word it like this.

As long as I know you're sincere with me and you're not gallivanting with someone who I want to kill, I don't care what else you do.

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... so do you want to kill Saber ??

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She frustrates me and is amusing to tease. So, no.

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[ Those two are... geez, what can she even say to that? If someone frustrated her, she'd want nothing to do with them. ]

So let's see how this plays out.
If none of us like it, we can call it off and I'll figure out what to do from there.

I should have talked about this with you in person, but people say I'm more honest in text.
So I thought it would have been better.
This isn't right tho ??
I should have spoken with you in person so you could see with your own eyes how I feel about you.

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We have plenty of time for being in person. But I'll remember it, just to see your face turn red.

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That's not fair !!
You're holding me responsible for something I wasn't able to predict.

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Too late. My course is set and I have no regrets.

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No regrets whatsoever ??
Even if it means sharing me ??

[swordboning]

Don't misunderstand. I have no regrets holding you responsible.

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I can't tell if you're mad or not. [ The actual most frustrating thing about Archer ever. ]

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If I keep you guessing, will that be a problem?

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YES
It's a problem if I have no idea if you're sour with me or not !!

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If I were mad, even someone as clueless as you would know it.

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You shouldn't call your girlfriend clueless.

[ Dat's rude as fuck. ]

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Honesty is a key part of any relationship.

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Except when it's pointing out my flaws !!
Then it's not a key part at all.

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You always seem free to find mine so I figure the opposite isn't too wrong.

I'M A FREE SPIRIT

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It's wrong !!
IT'S SO WRONG !!

I used caps for emphasis on my yelling FYI.