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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

You shouldn't look so cross when your girlfriend offers to have sex with you. [ Grabs at his apron to try to pull him in close. ]

[swordboning]

[Isn't that a normal thing now??? But not in public, at least.

No resisting as he's pulled down but don't actually do the sex thing.]

[codere]

[ There will be a chaste kiss on the cheek all while her hands are working on trying to get his pants undone. There's no victory to be found here, only frisky little hands. ]

[swordboning]

[Absolutely terrible. He'll take the kiss.

On the other hand, he brushes away her hands.]

I'll be back.

[And....leaves. Must retreat from an unwinnable situation.]

[codere]

[ FF Victory Fanfare in the background.

She'll be climbing over the counter all while pulling her hair into a quick braided bun atop her head. Doesn't even take her long at all to find a hair net and voila, she's now filling in for him. ]

[swordboning]

[God.

He's going to be gone for fifteen minutes or so, trying to recenter his ki or whatever it is Archer does to keep his emotions in line.

Rin why did you do this.]

[codere]

[ To remind him who holds the reins.

At least he gets to see her look cute and trying to cook for his customers?? ]

[swordboning]

[Too bad she has no skillz like he does.

But when he's back...]

What are you doing?

[Yep, entirely unamused.]

[codere]

I was--[ Fretting a little.

Whatever she's served wasn't bad, but it was nothing like his own food. ] Filling in for you? While you were AFK?

Away from kitchen.

[swordboning]

...Please tell me you didn't try to seduce anyone else.

[codere]

Just because I said I'd be your little whore doesn't mean I'm an actual whore! [ Waving a spatula at him threateningly. ]

It's bedroom talk! It's just Saber and you for me!

[swordboning]

That doesn't mean you wouldn't flash a smile to get a sale. Men around here are pretty predictable.

[Those are his weapons, don't even try.]

[codere]

I know.

That's how come I've made more in the past ten minutes than you've made all day. Guys will pay anything for a sandwich from a cute girl!

[swordboning]

You can be the one to report that to Athena. I'll take my place now, if you don't mind.

[codere]

Aww, you don't want me to help out?

[ She was kind of enjoying it, but she steps out all while offering him the utensil in hand. ]

Are you kicking me out?

[swordboning]

Seeing that you have a new business strategy to propose, I think you have more to do than just stand here and talk to me.

[Taking said implement.]

[codere]

Ehh? You want me to be a mascot or something?

I'd need an uniform if I was going to do that.

[swordboning]

I'm not making any decisions for you. This isn't my business.

[codere]

Which means you can't hire me even if you wanted to.

Why did you get my hopes up in the first place, geez!

[swordboning]

[He can.

He just doesn't know it yet.]

I'll talk to Athena for you.

[codere]

I don't want you to talk to others about me! [ Huff huff. ]

I, I just wanted to help out a little. I don't want to work at this crummy place anyway!

[swordboning]

[If he was the type to roll his eyes, he would.]

Of course you do. And you know I'd like it if you worked with me so let's just stall this argument.

[codere]

[ If there's anyone who can cut her shit short, it's him. She huffs a bit, but at least she's no longer picking a verbal fight with him. ]

Maybe.

If I'm going to be out here, then shouldn't I be helping out?

[swordboning]

You could but I doubt you'll be paid for it, which is why I'd rather you wait.

[And he also has to clean up.]

[codere]

I doubt I'd be paid for it in the first place. I didn't offer to help just for money.

[ Stupid. ]