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it's actually about ethics in blacksmithing ([personal profile] swordboning) wrote2014-12-15 09:42 pm
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[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
You shouldn't look so cross when your girlfriend offers to have sex with you. [ Grabs at his apron to try to pull him in close. ]

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ There will be a chaste kiss on the cheek all while her hands are working on trying to get his pants undone. There's no victory to be found here, only frisky little hands. ]

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ FF Victory Fanfare in the background.

She'll be climbing over the counter all while pulling her hair into a quick braided bun atop her head. Doesn't even take her long at all to find a hair net and voila, she's now filling in for him.
]

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ To remind him who holds the reins.

At least he gets to see her look cute and trying to cook for his customers??
]

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I was--[ Fretting a little.

Whatever she's served wasn't bad, but it was nothing like his own food.
] Filling in for you? While you were AFK?

Away from kitchen.

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Just because I said I'd be your little whore doesn't mean I'm an actual whore! [ Waving a spatula at him threateningly. ]

It's bedroom talk! It's just Saber and you for me!

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know.

That's how come I've made more in the past ten minutes than you've made all day. Guys will pay anything for a sandwich from a cute girl!

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, you don't want me to help out?

[ She was kind of enjoying it, but she steps out all while offering him the utensil in hand. ]

Are you kicking me out?

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ehh? You want me to be a mascot or something?

I'd need an uniform if I was going to do that.

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Which means you can't hire me even if you wanted to.

Why did you get my hopes up in the first place, geez!

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want you to talk to others about me! [ Huff huff. ]

I, I just wanted to help out a little. I don't want to work at this crummy place anyway!

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-16 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ If there's anyone who can cut her shit short, it's him. She huffs a bit, but at least she's no longer picking a verbal fight with him. ]

Maybe.

If I'm going to be out here, then shouldn't I be helping out?

[personal profile] codere 2015-04-17 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt I'd be paid for it in the first place. I didn't offer to help just for money.

[ Stupid. ]

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