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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

I was--[ Fretting a little.

Whatever she's served wasn't bad, but it was nothing like his own food. ] Filling in for you? While you were AFK?

Away from kitchen.

[swordboning]

...Please tell me you didn't try to seduce anyone else.

[codere]

Just because I said I'd be your little whore doesn't mean I'm an actual whore! [ Waving a spatula at him threateningly. ]

It's bedroom talk! It's just Saber and you for me!

[swordboning]

That doesn't mean you wouldn't flash a smile to get a sale. Men around here are pretty predictable.

[Those are his weapons, don't even try.]

[codere]

I know.

That's how come I've made more in the past ten minutes than you've made all day. Guys will pay anything for a sandwich from a cute girl!

[swordboning]

You can be the one to report that to Athena. I'll take my place now, if you don't mind.

[codere]

Aww, you don't want me to help out?

[ She was kind of enjoying it, but she steps out all while offering him the utensil in hand. ]

Are you kicking me out?

[swordboning]

Seeing that you have a new business strategy to propose, I think you have more to do than just stand here and talk to me.

[Taking said implement.]

[codere]

Ehh? You want me to be a mascot or something?

I'd need an uniform if I was going to do that.

[swordboning]

I'm not making any decisions for you. This isn't my business.

[codere]

Which means you can't hire me even if you wanted to.

Why did you get my hopes up in the first place, geez!

[swordboning]

[He can.

He just doesn't know it yet.]

I'll talk to Athena for you.

[codere]

I don't want you to talk to others about me! [ Huff huff. ]

I, I just wanted to help out a little. I don't want to work at this crummy place anyway!

[swordboning]

[If he was the type to roll his eyes, he would.]

Of course you do. And you know I'd like it if you worked with me so let's just stall this argument.

[codere]

[ If there's anyone who can cut her shit short, it's him. She huffs a bit, but at least she's no longer picking a verbal fight with him. ]

Maybe.

If I'm going to be out here, then shouldn't I be helping out?

[swordboning]

You could but I doubt you'll be paid for it, which is why I'd rather you wait.

[And he also has to clean up.]

[codere]

I doubt I'd be paid for it in the first place. I didn't offer to help just for money.

[ Stupid. ]

[swordboning]

But money would be helpful, wouldn't it?

[codere]

I like money and I come to expect it of you, just not in this situation. I was volunteering because of what you said before.

[ About them not getting to spend a lot of time together. ]

[swordboning]

Alright.

I suppose I'll just have to make you an outfit just like mine so you can fit in as a mascot.

[codere]

I'll be the cutest mascot--er, if you ignore the fact there are actual children here who could do it better than me. Besides them, I'll be the cutest.

[ She can't compete with kids. ]

[swordboning]

Are you saying you'd be cuter than me?

[The worst statement. But a valid question.]

[codere]

Yes!

It's only natural I'd be cuter than you. I'm your cute girlfriend so obviously I'd be the cutest mascot for... what was this called again?

[swordboning]

Is this someway of stating that I could never be cuter than you? And you can figure out the name for yourself.

[codere]

You won't tell me?

It's okay. I already read your conversations. [ The most perfect girlfriend.

Also not admitting he could be cuter than her. ]