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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

Samurai are hypocrites. I don't want anything to do with them and their false ideals.

[They make him more bitter than knights. Yep.]

[codere]

So what do you do? Live for yourself and what you believe in?

You don't call yourself a knight or a samurai, yet you're all right with something like Archer?

[swordboning]

I'm fine with people referring to me as Archer or 'Rin's boyfriend'. Either one is a perfectly fine association for me.

[codere]

[ AVOIDS EYE CONTACT AT THAT. ] Err, is it because Archer is one of the knight classes of Servants?

[swordboning]

If you skip the other one, it loses its impact.

[codere]

The other one? [ EXPLAIN. ]

[swordboning]

"Rin's boyfriend". That one.

[The one that embarrassed her.]

[codere]

It's better than Rin's Servant.

I was tired of people assuming I was a slave driver.

[swordboning]

...you aren't one?

[Said with a sort of wink.]

[codere]

Is that what turns you on the most, Archer? Being bossed around by a girl half your size?

Because if so, I can do it more.

[swordboning]

[Absolutely silent. AKA washing his dishes that Rin messed up.

He's not admitting to nothing.]

[codere]

You're not answering... that's no fun.

[ Watching him with a bit of a pout. ]

[swordboning]

Does it matter in the long term?

[codere]

As a couple I should know what your kinks are, yes. [ Conversations she won't be having with Saber ever. ]

[swordboning]

And I'd rather not talk about them in public.

[codere]

I can respect that. [ For now. ]

Should I leave you to your work?

[swordboning]

You can do whatever you want to do. I'm not going to stop you.

[Not after that last escapade.]

[codere]

I'm going to go to work then.

[ ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.

... nah, she'll pick up something to eat on the way. ]