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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ Steel is superior to iron so let her have this. ]

Your bedroom is the kitchen. [ Nailed it. ]

[swordboning]

That would be true if I slept there. You're going to have to try harder than that, Rin.

[A gold star for effort.]

[codere]

You only sleep with me because I toss and turn otherwise. [ What he said earlier gave her all the insight she needed on her sleeping habits. ]

If you were to sleep in your own room, you wouldn't have one. Therefore you don't take care of yourself.

[swordboning]

And because you requested it.

[Which was good enough for him. Really.]

Your line of logic needs work but arguing it would give me a headache. So I give up.

[codere]

How does it need work? A person needs a place to call their own and it's abnormal to claim the roof for your own privacy.

[ Leaning over to plant a kiss on the top of his head. ] It's why I've been thinking about what you said. If we move to a three bedroom apartment, we'll have more space and you can have a place for your own belongings.

It could be a good way to start the new year? [ She adds. ]

[swordboning]

There's no point in arguing it.

[He already gave up. Don't rub it in, Rin!

But he'll take that kiss okok]

If you want to move, then I'll support your decision.

[codere]

[ Rubbing it in is pretty much all she's ever good at. At least she's trying her best to be more affectionate ever since he asked her for a kiss in public. ]

I still need to ask Saber as well for her opinion.

[swordboning]

She'll do what you want to do. May as well just state your intentions and let her agree.

[Still never hip on honor and knight's vows and stuff.]

[codere]

You're right. Out of the three of us, you're the problem child.

[ Says Rin Tohsaka. ]

[swordboning]

That title definitely belongs to you. Especially since you're probably the youngest. You may be older than Saber but it's impossible to tell her age.

[codere]

I'm an adult. [ Mostly. ]

Isn't Saber young? She looks like she can't be any older than thirteen.

[swordboning]

Like I said, I don't know her age. I do know that she is older than she looks. That's probably due to Avalon but I can't be certain.

[codere]

Avalon? [ Winning the best Master award here. ]

Is that one of her Noble Phantasms?

[swordboning]

Yes.

...don't tell me that idiot hasn't told you about it because she doesn't have it.

[codere]

Wha-? [ There's clearly one thing wrong with all of this. ]

You made me enter a pact with a nerfed Servant? What's wrong with you?

[swordboning]

...this is golden. If you ask her about it and she doesn't know where it is.....

Let's just say I might be able to tell her how to get it. [Shaking his head and shrugging.] But it's going to cost her.

[codere]

How do you know where it is, but she doesn't?

[ Suddenly suspicious. ] Archer, did you steal Avalon from her? You're such a dick.

[swordboning]

I have no use for it. Besides, it's only useful for people who aren't Saber if they're in her presence. Which I'd rather not be. But I do know where it is.

[codere]

So where is it? We'll need to reclaim it since it properly belongs to Saber which means it properly belongs to me.

[ They don't even need Avalon, but she's selfish. This shouldn't come as a surprise. ]

[swordboning]

You already know I'd like something in return.

[Though if Rin is putting it like that, he's at a distinct disadvantage.]

[codere]

... sex?

[ She already knows that's not the answer. ]

[swordboning]

No. I'd rather it be something from Saber anyway.

[codere]

... sex with Saber?

[ He's a guy, this is somewhat a logical way of thinking. ]

[swordboning]

No.

[He could say 'been there done that' but heyooooooooooooooo]

[codere]

[ Do that and deal with Rin poking around even more. Does he really want that? ]

Sex from someone in the Pleasure District? [ Why. ]