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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

...fine. It's a friend's duty to not only help and support their friend but to tell them where they're going wrong. If you lack one, that's problematic for me.

But seeing as I already do that, what would be the harm in calling you my friend?

[codere]

Because I actually like you, Archer. [ Enjoy the nice remark, it won't last for long. ]

Which is why you can't be a friend of mine. I hate my friends.

[swordboning]

You're saying you hated the person that was my former master, in your opinion.

Why don't we work on turning that around?

[codere]

[ Sighing dramatically as she flops halfway off the couch in defiance!! ]

I'll get a stupid friend then!

[swordboning]

....what kind of monster have I created?

[codere]

A friendly one! [ Duh?? ]

I'll get a friend and invite them over so that you can take care of us both.

[swordboning]

I'm going up to the roof to keep watch now. Remember the deal we made.

[Mostly, he wants to leave so he doesn't die of grossness. He doesn't want to host any friends but somehow, he's going to be forced into it. No, not somehow. It's Rin, that's the reason.]

[codere]

Yes, I'll remember it kindly. If I get a friend, I don't have to do any chores.

[ That... wasn't the deal. ]

[swordboning]

That wasn't it and you know it.

[Said while fading away!!!!!]

[codere]

[ Geez, what a troublesome Servant. Once he fades away, she'll straighten back up on the couch and at least lounge around like a little lady. ]