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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

We can include him only after I've confirmed his intentions.

[codere]

I trust him.
Isn't that enough ??

[swordboning]

Not for the time being. Seeing as neither of have have spoken to him, we have no idea what his memories may be so we have no way to judge him.

[codere]

You're saying that I can't trust him until we have both spoken to him ??
I can respect you in that choice.

[swordboning]

Look at the logic of this situation. I'm not the Archer that you knew. Therefore, he may not be the Lancer that either of us know.

[codere]

Then what kind of Lancer would he be ??

[swordboning]

There could be an infinite number of universes out there. Maybe he's a Lancer that won your Grail War. Or perhaps he won mine. Or perhaps he's the Irish Heroic Spirit but was summoned as a Caster or Berserker instead. Those are both valid classes for him.

[codere]

He seems to remember me well enough.

[swordboning]

He may be recalling my Master. Try not to get your hopes up.

[codere]

[ TOO LATE. ]

Then I should meet him in person.
Though he won't recognize me like this.

[swordboning]

[Sighing!!!]

I'll see you in two days.

[Not going back on his kidnapping word.]

[codere]

[ He just has a tendency to kidnap girls named Rin Tohsaka right?? ]

Hopefully sooner ♥

[swordboning]

One can only hope.

[It's an Archer trope.]

[codere]

Do you hope so as well ??
It'd be unfair of me to leave you wanting all this time.

[swordboning]

Just go before you start feeling cruel.

[Rin as a cruel mistress.

Pretty much true.]

I'll get some much needed chores done so you can come back to a decent place.

[codere]

You're going to tailor all of my clothing again, aren't you ??

[swordboning]

Among other things. You may enjoy the surprises.

[Like making her a coat with holsters inside them for her guns???]

[codere]

Archer, I enjoy showing off my ass.
You should really like that.

[swordboning]

The day I like that is the day I do the same.

Since that will never happen....

[codere]

You show off your ass in every conversation you have with someone that isn't me.

[swordboning]

If you're going to make smart comments, at least make them fit the situation or build up to it properly.

[codere]

If you didn't enjoy it, why would you do it so much ??
It's just part of who you are.

I just happen to show off my ass in another way.

[swordboning]

I know you're just as big of an ass as myself but certainly not enough to accidentally rip the seams I make. You'd save us all work if you stopped cutting them back open.

[codere]

You shouldn't modify a woman's wardrobe.
Do you even know the first thing about fashion ??

[swordboning]

....is this a subtle hint to buy you new clothes while you're out too?