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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

Look at the logic of this situation. I'm not the Archer that you knew. Therefore, he may not be the Lancer that either of us know.

[codere]

Then what kind of Lancer would he be ??

[swordboning]

There could be an infinite number of universes out there. Maybe he's a Lancer that won your Grail War. Or perhaps he won mine. Or perhaps he's the Irish Heroic Spirit but was summoned as a Caster or Berserker instead. Those are both valid classes for him.

[codere]

He seems to remember me well enough.

[swordboning]

He may be recalling my Master. Try not to get your hopes up.

[codere]

[ TOO LATE. ]

Then I should meet him in person.
Though he won't recognize me like this.

[swordboning]

[Sighing!!!]

I'll see you in two days.

[Not going back on his kidnapping word.]

[codere]

[ He just has a tendency to kidnap girls named Rin Tohsaka right?? ]

Hopefully sooner ♥

[swordboning]

One can only hope.

[It's an Archer trope.]

[codere]

Do you hope so as well ??
It'd be unfair of me to leave you wanting all this time.

[swordboning]

Just go before you start feeling cruel.

[Rin as a cruel mistress.

Pretty much true.]

I'll get some much needed chores done so you can come back to a decent place.

[codere]

You're going to tailor all of my clothing again, aren't you ??

[swordboning]

Among other things. You may enjoy the surprises.

[Like making her a coat with holsters inside them for her guns???]

[codere]

Archer, I enjoy showing off my ass.
You should really like that.

[swordboning]

The day I like that is the day I do the same.

Since that will never happen....

[codere]

You show off your ass in every conversation you have with someone that isn't me.

[swordboning]

If you're going to make smart comments, at least make them fit the situation or build up to it properly.

[codere]

If you didn't enjoy it, why would you do it so much ??
It's just part of who you are.

I just happen to show off my ass in another way.

[swordboning]

I know you're just as big of an ass as myself but certainly not enough to accidentally rip the seams I make. You'd save us all work if you stopped cutting them back open.

[codere]

You shouldn't modify a woman's wardrobe.
Do you even know the first thing about fashion ??

[swordboning]

....is this a subtle hint to buy you new clothes while you're out too?

[codere]

If you buy it, I'll wear it.
I promise.

[swordboning]

[Making a mental note to buy stuff for her. And make it stylish.]

I spoil you too much but fine.

[codere]

Since we no longer need to move, it'll be OK to spoil me.
We have a lot of credits saved up, don't we ??

[swordboning]

We have far more than enough.

[Since logic says Archer doesn't need any of it...]