[...how did he come to be the relationship king? Archer had to think about it. The idiot she kissed was definitely very traditional.]
Take him somewhere extremely simple. It might seem embarrassing but it'd be better. While you're there, give him a red Lotus flower. I expect you might have trouble articulating yourself but he'll get the hint with that.
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[ LOOK AT THIS KICKED PUPPY FACE. ]
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Just tell him that you dedicated your life to him or something and drag him out to dinner.
[Really, how dumb can this be?}
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Okay! Okay! I'll invite him to dinner. And then?
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Take him somewhere extremely simple. It might seem embarrassing but it'd be better. While you're there, give him a red Lotus flower. I expect you might have trouble articulating yourself but he'll get the hint with that.
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I'll ask Vietnam.
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[Shaking his head.]
When you're done eating, drag him back to your room and watch a movie. Do whatever you want, cuddle against him, it's none of my business.
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It really isn't any of your business!
B- But I'll do as you say, so thanks!
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[While it's true, he's definitely doing his best to make her head pop.]
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SHUT UP!!!!
Simon might wake up and I'm screaming at you! Stop— Stop it!
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Mostly on his face. But it doesn't kill his dumb smirk.]
What's wrong? I'm just trying to have an open line of communication.
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[ just rubbing her temples with her palms now ugh archer!!!!!!!! ]
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[No, he really didn't.]
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But... thanks for the advise.
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Go back to sleep, idiot. And make sure to do what I said.
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