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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

Am I minced meat? It means care and love. I think he knows that too.

[psycholawgy]

Don't be rude! I've never been in a romance before.

[swordboning]

Then just do what I say.

[Shaking his head.]

When you're done eating, drag him back to your room and watch a movie. Do whatever you want, cuddle against him, it's none of my business.

[psycholawgy]

[ oh god turning red ]

It really isn't any of your business!

B- But I'll do as you say, so thanks!

[swordboning]

What? Are you embarrassed about something?

[psycholawgy]

Well, what we do is none of your business!

[swordboning]

You wanted advice so I'm giving it to you. Don't reject it because it's none of my business.

[psycholawgy]

I'm not rejecting it! That's just... private stuff, you know?

[swordboning]

Aren't we supposed to be friends? Here, I'll start. Yes, I've had sex with Rin.

[While it's true, he's definitely doing his best to make her head pop.]

[psycholawgy]

[ CHUCKS A PILLOW AT HIM. She is so red... ]

SHUT UP!!!!

Simon might wake up and I'm screaming at you! Stop— Stop it!

[swordboning]

[WHACK

Mostly on his face. But it doesn't kill his dumb smirk.]

What's wrong? I'm just trying to have an open line of communication.

[psycholawgy]

You're making me imagine things!

[swordboning]

I'm not making you do any of that. You're doing it to yourself.

[psycholawgy]

Because you told me things I didn't need to know!!

[ just rubbing her temples with her palms now ugh archer!!!!!!!! ]

[swordboning]

I thought it would help you feel more secure.

[No, he really didn't.]

[psycholawgy]

Liar!

But... thanks for the advise.

[swordboning]

I'd think that would be a little more sincere if you didn't look like a beet about to pop.

[psycholawgy]

I... I am sincere, though.

[swordboning]

[Sighing.]

Go back to sleep, idiot. And make sure to do what I said.

[psycholawgy]

Thanks... good night.

[swordboning]

[Yes, he's absolutely patting her head before she heads off.]