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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

I was actually annoying when I was born, not annoyed.

E-eh?! That can't be right, either!

You'd be surprised. When people hit a certain age, they have a 180 flip in personality. I'm truly worried about your future.

You shouldn't be. Nothing really weird happened to change me, even after one hundred years.

[ SOLEMNLY. ]

I wonder how much of that I can believe? Is Mary already turning into a habitual liar?

I wouldn't lie! [ THAT'S A MAJOR OFFENSE. ]

Oh? Well, I won't ask you to prove that. It would be going to far.

I'd try.

[ Monitor her for the next 100 years, okay-- ]

That's a big part of the problem.

...? It wouldn't be much of a problem for me.

Which is part of the problem to begin with. If you take anything away from this conversation, remember one thing. Ignore what others think about you.

Even if it's nice?

Especially if it's nice. The only thing as dangerous as hurt feelings is an over-inflated ego.

... Mm. I'll try to remember.

Anything else?

... No, that's it.