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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

Impossible. [ Don't make her stalk him even more than she normally does. ]

[swordboning]

[Makes her stalk him even more.]

We'll have to see about that. In the meantime, which of these stores do you want to go in first?

[codere]

[ Pointing right towards the Cerealia variation of Victoria's Secret. ]

There.

[ Laces and frills should shut him right up. ]

[swordboning]

What, would you like me to go inside with you? You know everyone will stare.

[codere]

Spoken like a man who knows only fear.

[ She's going there. ]

[swordboning]

Not particularly. But if women in skimpy clothing were staring at me, I figured you may wish to be warned ahead of time.

[Sticking with her like a loyal servant.]

[codere]

Let them look.

[ She says that now, but when the time comes? Oh she'll be jealous. ]

[swordboning]

If you insist.

[WHELP. Time to go in.]