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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

I'm guessing that it would be the only way to bring you out of the woodworks.

I mean, it'll probably work usually. If I can smell them. Or hear them calling to me.

[what]

Try not to turn being creepy about cookies into an art.

I wasn't being creepy.

...Was I?

If you said that to anyone else, it'd sound creepy. Thankfully, I've dealt with far worse.

Soooo... it wasn't creepy, because you're used to really really creepy things? Is that what you're saying here.

Don't try to excuse yourself based on my experiences. There's nothing that complicated going on.

But you said...!

[She saw the opportunity, she's gonna take it.]

If you believed and did everything I said, you'd be a much better person than you are now.

....

..... Hey!

That is not true at all! You're all...grim and brood-y and stuff!

And there's something wrong with that? I consider it a compliment.

[Archer is not emo, he swears.]

That was definitely not a compliment.

[why are you trying to turn her emo]

You'll have to find something else to insult me with then.

[YOU'RE A HERO, ARCHER--

okay no]

I don't really wanna insult you either, though. Sometimes that just kind of happens.