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[swordboning]

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[swordboning]

Good. Punishments aren't something I like to hand out.

[If this could be considered a punishment. Maybe.]

[codere]

[ It is. The sweetest punishment ever. Killing her with kindness here. ]

You sure about that? You seem the type of man who'd find pleasure in that sort of twisted thing.

[swordboning]

You've got the wrong idea of me if you think I'm a sadist.

[He would secretly prefer to see people happy. There are just some things he can't abide, like Rin being dirty.]

[codere]

Then correct me, Archer. [ She taunts him while she's in a compromised position. ]

Tell me what you are.

[swordboning]

Your Servant. And possibly other things depending on how you feel about it.

[codere]

I meant about your personality. I know you're my Servant and sometimes you're possibly other things.

[ Continues to skirt around just what he is to her. ] So if you're not a sadist, you are-?

[swordboning]

A nihilist would be the best word for it.

[Bang smack on.]

[codere]

Even when we're together like this you believe yourself to be a nihilist? I wonder if I should find offense in that or not.

[ Poking at his stomach abs. ]

[swordboning]

I'll admit that you're somewhat of an exception but that doesn't change the overall situation.

[Yep, his muscles don't yield. Nor is he ticklish. SO SAD.]

[codere]

Somewhat of an exception I can take. [ Once she's sure she won't end up with a stick jammed in her ear, she leans in to kiss his stomach. ]

There's a lot we don't know about this world. I intend to uncover it, to find out why we've been brought here, but until then... I suppose I understand where you're coming from. This all very well may be useless.

[swordboning]

There isn't a lot we don't know but I do have something I'd like to say.

[codere]

I'll hear it. [ Smiling. ]

Now that you've cleaned my ears out, I have no excuse.

[swordboning]

If we're ever forced to return home, summon me. If you need a catalyst, look up your "granny Sakura's" sister and find her most precious jewel.

[codere]

Summon you? I wouldn't even know how to do anything of that sort. With the world's mana dried up, is it even possible for me to--no, you're right. I'll call for you.

[ Admitting that she can't will never happen. ] A precious jewel is all it takes to call you? That seems sentimental for you.

[swordboning]

If you get amazingly desperate, you can enact a way to attempt to destroy humanity and I'll appear in that situation too.

[The World would definitely find it ironic to send him, which meant it would happen.]

[codere]

[ Rolling over onto her back to stare up at the ceiling with that. Destroy humanity? She's given so much in order to protect it and then he asks her something like that. ]

You'd be called to kill me at that point, correct?

[swordboning]

Certainly but you're a bright person. You'd find a way to bind me to you in that situation. And then you'd reveal it was a ruse all along and you had no intention of doing such a thing.

[codere]

A ruse.

Do you think I'm clever enough to beat the world entirely? You've placed a lot of faith in a Master you barely know of.

[swordboning]

I'm afraid I know fully well of whom I'm speaking to.

[codere]

[ Bringing her arms up underneath her head to prop herself up a bit, she watches him as he talks of her. It's unprecedented confidence, but it does make her feel a bit better hearing it from him. To have someone who believes in her for being her instead of being skilled at what she does. ]

Don't worry.

I've grown attached to both Saber and yourself. I'll find a way to bring us together.

[swordboning]

Since you said those words, I know you'll hold yourself to them. There's no need to question it.

[Because when any Rin makes a statement, it may as well be a fact.]