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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ To remind him who holds the reins.

At least he gets to see her look cute and trying to cook for his customers?? ]

[swordboning]

[Too bad she has no skillz like he does.

But when he's back...]

What are you doing?

[Yep, entirely unamused.]

[codere]

I was--[ Fretting a little.

Whatever she's served wasn't bad, but it was nothing like his own food. ] Filling in for you? While you were AFK?

Away from kitchen.

[swordboning]

...Please tell me you didn't try to seduce anyone else.

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[codere]

Archer.
Do you sing ??

[ This is going to end terribly... ]

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{ OOC | rin is trying to organize a group song or two at the winter ball for rock lee's secret santa gift. if this is something you or your character would be interested in doing, there's a plotting document via google docs here that you can throw down some input on. if your character won't be there or you have no interest in it, feel free to ignore this comment. thanks! }

[codere]

Just because I said I'd be your little whore doesn't mean I'm an actual whore! [ Waving a spatula at him threateningly. ]

It's bedroom talk! It's just Saber and you for me!

[swordboning]

It all depends. If you're asking me, I'll ask what you're willing to do for me. If you're ordering, certainly.]

[codere]

I won't waste a Command Seal on something like that.
So what will it take for me to have you sing a couple of songs with a group of others ??

[swordboning]

That doesn't mean you wouldn't flash a smile to get a sale. Men around here are pretty predictable.

[Those are his weapons, don't even try.]

[swordboning]

Rub my feet.

[Totally serious.]

[codere]

I know.

That's how come I've made more in the past ten minutes than you've made all day. Guys will pay anything for a sandwich from a cute girl!

[codere]

what

[swordboning]

You can be the one to report that to Athena. I'll take my place now, if you don't mind.

[swordboning]

It seemed pretty clear to me. If you want me singing, I'll need that in compensation.

[codere]

Aww, you don't want me to help out?

[ She was kind of enjoying it, but she steps out all while offering him the utensil in hand. ]

Are you kicking me out?

[codere]

[ Heroic Spirits don't sweat, right? When was the last time she saw him shower... ]

Only after you take a bath and have soaked them.

[swordboning]

Seeing that you have a new business strategy to propose, I think you have more to do than just stand here and talk to me.

[Taking said implement.]

[swordboning]

Fine.

[It's not like he needed that but, hey.]

If you agree to that, I'll do your singing.

[codere]

Ehh? You want me to be a mascot or something?

I'd need an uniform if I was going to do that.

[codere]

Promise me.

[swordboning]

I'm not making any decisions for you. This isn't my business.

[swordboning]

I promise.

[codere]

Which means you can't hire me even if you wanted to.

Why did you get my hopes up in the first place, geez!

[codere]

OK.
You're going to be singing with a group of others for Rock Lee.

[ That's why she made him promise first.
What she doesn't know is that Archer is known for breaking oaths HA HA HA HA. ]

[swordboning]

....I'm going to patrol for a bit.