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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

Fine.

[It's not like he needed that but, hey.]

If you agree to that, I'll do your singing.

[codere]

Promise me.

[swordboning]

I promise.

[codere]

OK.
You're going to be singing with a group of others for Rock Lee.

[ That's why she made him promise first.
What she doesn't know is that Archer is known for breaking oaths HA HA HA HA. ]

[swordboning]

....I'm going to patrol for a bit.

[codere]

It won't be that bad !!
It'll be in front of everyone at Natalia's party so it'll look reflect nicely on her and the others about what kind of person you are if you're included.

[swordboning]

Regardless, I need to make myself busy.

[codere]

Busy yourself with thoughts of that sensual foot massage you'll be getting from your cute girlfriend.

[ He's the winner here, not her. ]

[swordboning]

I'll think about that when it actually happens. In the meantime, there are other things.

[codere]

Other things like how cute your girlfriend is ??
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[swordboning]

Among other things, possibly.

[Mostly trying to spark a reaction so he can retreat.]

[codere]

Are you thinking about other cute girls ??
What about Saber ??
Is she cuter than me ??
I see you give her larger portions all the time.

[swordboning]

I give her larger portions because she eats like she's overweight. And she gets annoying when she doesn't get enough. There's nothing about her that's cute.

[codere]

So you DO think she's cute.

[ Welcome to dating, Archer. It's a Hell greater than any of the ones you've been summoned into before. ]

[swordboning]

Are you choosing to not read anything I'm telling you?

[codere]

Maybe I'm not receiving your messages !!
You really don't think Saber is cute at all ??
Maybe I need to help her dress up nice.
It's weird for you to live with two ladies and not find both of them attractive.

[swordboning]

It's perfectly fine to only find one of you attractive. I don't see what the issue is here.

[codere]

It's not as if I'm insecure and just asking because of that !!

[ She has a Complex. ]

[swordboning]

So I'm in a lose/lose situation. If I find Saber cute, you'll think I prefer her over you. If I don't find her cute, there's obviously something wrong with me.

Does that explain it well enough?

[codere]

No !!
If you find me cuter than Saber, then I won't have to worry about competition.

[swordboning]

Fine. Saber is cute but you're far more cuter than her.

[codere]

Am I the cutest one here ??

[ She knows she is already. ]

[swordboning]

Possibly.

[Now he's just being a butt.]

[codere]

I have competition ??
It's that little girl, isn't it ??
I knew you liked her more than me.

[swordboning]

No, it's not that person.