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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

Too late. My course is set and I have no regrets.

No regrets whatsoever ??
Even if it means sharing me ??

Don't misunderstand. I have no regrets holding you responsible.

I can't tell if you're mad or not. [ The actual most frustrating thing about Archer ever. ]

If I keep you guessing, will that be a problem?

YES
It's a problem if I have no idea if you're sour with me or not !!

If I were mad, even someone as clueless as you would know it.

You shouldn't call your girlfriend clueless.

[ Dat's rude as fuck. ]

Honesty is a key part of any relationship.

Except when it's pointing out my flaws !!
Then it's not a key part at all.

You always seem free to find mine so I figure the opposite isn't too wrong.

It's wrong !!
IT'S SO WRONG !!

I used caps for emphasis on my yelling FYI.

What are you prepared to do to stop me?