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[Sees Gilgamesh.
Promptly ignores.
Rin, on the other hand...]
Promptly ignores.
Rin, on the other hand...]
[Shirou has no idea where Archer might be hiding. He's probably in spirit form somewhere.]
Archer!
[Have this loser yelling out Archer's name loudly.]
Archer!
[Have this loser yelling out Archer's name loudly.]
[Being an archer, he typically kept himself on top of the building Rin lived in. All he wanted was a nice day and then there was this idiot.
The joys of being a spirit was that he could hate himself and spite Shirou at the same time by just not answering. Hell, he even refused to look at Shirou, even though the moron would never notice.]
The joys of being a spirit was that he could hate himself and spite Shirou at the same time by just not answering. Hell, he even refused to look at Shirou, even though the moron would never notice.]
[ It's late at night do you know where your tsundere is???
She takes long showers. Unnecessarily long showers. In fact, she wastes a lot of water and the bathroom takes forever to empty itself of steam. This is one of those nights except after two hours, there's a series of loud thuds coming from the door. It lasts for about fifteen seconds the first time.
The second is about ten.
The third is five and follows with her screeching his name. ]
She takes long showers. Unnecessarily long showers. In fact, she wastes a lot of water and the bathroom takes forever to empty itself of steam. This is one of those nights except after two hours, there's a series of loud thuds coming from the door. It lasts for about fifteen seconds the first time.
The second is about ten.
The third is five and follows with her screeching his name. ]
[To be honest, Archer heard it the first time. He just chose to ignore it.
The second time, he started heading into the hallway. The third time, he waited by the door, hoping for Rin to break down and say something. Which she did.
He immediately replied after the first yell.]
What is it? I'm not going to dry you off and dress you, if that's what you want.
The second time, he started heading into the hallway. The third time, he waited by the door, hoping for Rin to break down and say something. Which she did.
He immediately replied after the first yell.]
What is it? I'm not going to dry you off and dress you, if that's what you want.
[ Sometime after the whole SEIBA thing and all, once they're all settled into their new life or whatever, Archer receives a text from his lovely Master. Who should still be asleep at this hour, but nope. ]
Have you ever experimented with BDSM in your life ??
Have you ever experimented with BDSM in your life ??
Edited 2015-01-16 07:02 (UTC)
[God just standing on the roof.]
Go back to sleep.
Go back to sleep.
Hey, Archer!
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
It would still be deep enough that you would drown.
Don't send me useless messages, especially when we're in the same house.
Edited 2015-01-17 17:59 (UTC)
Archer. [Shirou's impatient and he's being ruder than usual because it's Archer.]
Saber arrived and she told me I used a Reality Marble. [why.jpg] I'm not capable of using such a thing. Why did she see me use it? Do you have an explanation for this?
Saber arrived and she told me I used a Reality Marble. [why.jpg] I'm not capable of using such a thing. Why did she see me use it? Do you have an explanation for this?
Don't come and talk to me about that. You'll never be able to use it. Not at the rate you're going.
[Shaking his head.]
Before you get offended, you'd consider it a good thing.
[Shaking his head.]
Before you get offended, you'd consider it a good thing.
[Shirou isn't going to let Sakura know what he's doing. His training is going to be completely reckless and insane. Even so, he agreed to go along with it. They better get down to business soon. ]
Are you here Archer? [It looks like Shirou's talking to himself, but no Archer's likely still hanging around here somewhere in spirit form.]
Are you here Archer? [It looks like Shirou's talking to himself, but no Archer's likely still hanging around here somewhere in spirit form.]
Of course I am.
[MATERIALIZING.]
I'm going to make sure I'm here before you. Otherwise, it would be an embarrassment.
[MATERIALIZING.]
I'm going to make sure I'm here before you. Otherwise, it would be an embarrassment.
[ On the rooftop most likely, away from Rin's ear, Saber stands in something excessively cute with all the ribbons and bows you could expect, but with a serious look on her face and hands on her hips. ]
Archer! I wish to speak with you!
Archer! I wish to speak with you!
[Not even turning to face her. Just keeping an eye out on the horizon-ish place.]
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
[ Rin's kind of a mess when she returns, but once she's showered, she locks herself in her bedroom. Then snaps her fingers. ]
Archer, your Master calls for you. [ She's dressed in her pajamas at least, but her hair is still soaking wet. ]
Archer, your Master calls for you. [ She's dressed in her pajamas at least, but her hair is still soaking wet. ]
[That was definitely an...entrance.
Or something comparable to. But after a moment, he appears in her room, arms crossed as usual.]
What do you need?
Or something comparable to. But after a moment, he appears in her room, arms crossed as usual.]
What do you need?
Thanks for the chocolate. You really didn't have to.
[ So after hearing it was a certain idiot's birthday, Rin took to last minute preparations. While her heart was in the best of places, her skill in the kitchen was... not. Instant curry packets are everywhere and this is about the third attempt she's made while Archer's at work. Her hair's a mess, her clothing's a mess, everything is a mess and there's burnt cheap curry everywhere.
She's probably crying at this point.
Also she's trying to bake cupcakes at the same time and... well, that could be where everything is falling apart. His poor kitchen. Look what she's done to it. ]
She's probably crying at this point.
Also she's trying to bake cupcakes at the same time and... well, that could be where everything is falling apart. His poor kitchen. Look what she's done to it. ]
[STEPPING INTO THE HOUSE AND....
...really debating turning back around.
But he doesn't. He kind of just walks in and looks on a bit in awe. Mostly because how can one person make this much of a mess???]
...really debating turning back around.
But he doesn't. He kind of just walks in and looks on a bit in awe. Mostly because how can one person make this much of a mess???]
If you have anything else you want, just let me know.
I invited Rin to a sleepover at my place next weekend. I hope you don't mind?
Why would I care? She's an adult who can make her own choices and do what she likes.
Let me guess. You just got invited to a sleepover and you're nervous about going. Unfortunately, you can't say no because they have things you want there.
So you're coming to me looking for advice.
So you're coming to me looking for advice.
[ It's been a few days since she saw that post, but Saya hadn't replied, had chosen not to. Weapons were a whole new world to her; not into kendo or any other sports, she'd never thought about holding one herself.
Only the mention of "magical enhancements" had caught her attention and refused to leave her thoughts.
It's very nervously she finds Archer's contact and, thinking she can better express herself verbally, calls. However late Archer picks up the phone, it's still too soon for Saya who hasn't managed to calm her nerves ]
U-Um... Am I speaking to Archer-san?
Only the mention of "magical enhancements" had caught her attention and refused to leave her thoughts.
It's very nervously she finds Archer's contact and, thinking she can better express herself verbally, calls. However late Archer picks up the phone, it's still too soon for Saya who hasn't managed to calm her nerves ]
U-Um... Am I speaking to Archer-san?
Just Archer. And yes, what is it?
[Random people calling him, oh boy.]
[Random people calling him, oh boy.]
Did she ask to be released from your service?
Then I've got good news for you. I'm ahead of you when it comes to this.
When you requested a generator, I realized that one safe place to stay won't help you if you're across town. So I'm making three separately with three different people. That way, no one person gets any funny ideas.
Pick two other places and isolate them and I'll get everything else set up.
When you requested a generator, I realized that one safe place to stay won't help you if you're across town. So I'm making three separately with three different people. That way, no one person gets any funny ideas.
Pick two other places and isolate them and I'll get everything else set up.
We're opening soon! What do you think of... GOLDEN ARCHERS? :D!!! Huh? Huh?
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Did you really need to do this? You could have kept it simple.
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
[ Sending it to every person she's met at least once YEAH!!!! ]
[ Sending it to every person she's met at least once YEAH!!!! ]
[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!
(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!
(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))
[tbh she actually hates to admit how much she appreciates Archer but THE DESPERATION IS REAL]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
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Archer!! Kindly send this message back to me, I am so close to completing this task!
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx
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Archer!! Kindly send this message back to me, I am so close to completing this task!
[ooc: I'm sorry, Cliff is just hitting strangers with this.]
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something pretty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious!
Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something pretty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious!
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