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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

I don't want you to talk to others about me! [ Huff huff. ]

I, I just wanted to help out a little. I don't want to work at this crummy place anyway!

[swordboning]

[If he was the type to roll his eyes, he would.]

Of course you do. And you know I'd like it if you worked with me so let's just stall this argument.

[codere]

[ If there's anyone who can cut her shit short, it's him. She huffs a bit, but at least she's no longer picking a verbal fight with him. ]

Maybe.

If I'm going to be out here, then shouldn't I be helping out?

[swordboning]

You could but I doubt you'll be paid for it, which is why I'd rather you wait.

[And he also has to clean up.]

[codere]

I doubt I'd be paid for it in the first place. I didn't offer to help just for money.

[ Stupid. ]

[swordboning]

But money would be helpful, wouldn't it?

[codere]

I like money and I come to expect it of you, just not in this situation. I was volunteering because of what you said before.

[ About them not getting to spend a lot of time together. ]

[swordboning]

Alright.

I suppose I'll just have to make you an outfit just like mine so you can fit in as a mascot.

[codere]

I'll be the cutest mascot--er, if you ignore the fact there are actual children here who could do it better than me. Besides them, I'll be the cutest.

[ She can't compete with kids. ]

[swordboning]

Are you saying you'd be cuter than me?

[The worst statement. But a valid question.]

[codere]

Yes!

It's only natural I'd be cuter than you. I'm your cute girlfriend so obviously I'd be the cutest mascot for... what was this called again?

[swordboning]

Is this someway of stating that I could never be cuter than you? And you can figure out the name for yourself.

[codere]

You won't tell me?

It's okay. I already read your conversations. [ The most perfect girlfriend.

Also not admitting he could be cuter than her. ]

[swordboning]

I know you do that. Which is why I tend to meet people in person so you can't dig too far into my private life without actually asking questions.

[He could totally be cuter.]

[codere]

Wha-? You've been seeing people behind my back?

That isn't fair, Archer. It isn't fair at all!

[swordboning]

It's a casualty of my lifestyle. I'm not into technology as much as you are.

[codere]

You just admitted you did it intentionally to avoid me. [ She's too nosy to do this to, why. ]

[swordboning]

I'll admit it crosses my mind for a moment. But for a man who dislikes guns, prefers swords, and doesn't really enjoy video games; it's to be expected for me to prefer traditional things.

[codere]

... hm that explains so much about you.

[ It's as if she's just now realizing this. ]

[swordboning]

It's as if you just now realized this.

[Totally calling her out.]

Shouldn't you know your boyfriend better?

[codere]

What's the point of a relationship if you know everything about the person before you start dating? If you want to get down to it, you still haven't told me your name.

[ What a brat. ]

[swordboning]

Heroic Spirit EMIYA.

[It sounds like the name is capitalized. Literally.

But yeah, take that, Rin.]

[codere]

So wha? Am I supposed to call you Heroic darling every time we're being intimate?

[ She's too rude for him for that surname shit. ]

[swordboning]

I prefer Archer over anything else you could call me.

[What a dumb conversation.]

[codere]

Why? Isn't that a title more than a name?

It's strange you would prefer it.