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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

Whatever involves you suits me just fine. So is it going to be something cute?

It can be something cute.

[ Just for him. ]

Do you want cats on it?

[Cats are cute, right?]

I'll wear cat ears if you want me to.

Does that turn you on, Archer ??
Picturing me with cute cat ears and a tail ??

It sounds like an interesting sight but I doubt it'll turn me on.

You won't know until you try.
You can get me anything and I'll wear it.
Promise.

I'm not going to get anything outrageous but...

[There might be something weird on the side.]

[ She'll wear it. That's a promise. ]

But ??

I don't think I'm going to reveal the surprise.

I don't like surprises.
Is it really a good idea to startle someone with a gun ??

It's not going to be that kind of surprise. It'll be the gift kind of surprise.

Fine, but it better cost you a lot.

Don't think too hard about it.

What's the gift for in the first place ??
You have to have a reason to spoil a girl.

For sitting through this conversation with me.

I'm your gf.
I should be able to handle texting you while I'm on the toilet or something.

[ She is not before he asks. ]

Regardless, I appreciate it.

ok we're done.

Only because you're getting embarrassed. I won't take back those words.

I can block you.

Absolutely pointless since we can speak telepathically.

I can use a Command Seal.

Save those for when you need to power me up.

That's what sex is for.

How would you word it in video game terms? The upgrades can stack.

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