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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

I can use a Command Seal.

[swordboning]

Save those for when you need to power me up.

[codere]

That's what sex is for.

[swordboning]

How would you word it in video game terms? The upgrades can stack.

[codere]

I guess if you want some better equipment for your dick, I could work on knitting you a cozy or something ??

[swordboning]

Can you even knit in the first place? That's not me accepting your offer, by the way. Just incredulity.

[codere]

I can do anything as long as there's a Wikihow on the Internet.
In that sense, you can call me multi-talented.

[swordboning]

Fine. In return for your clothes and gift, I'd like you to knit me a pair of gloves. My hands are bare, after all.

[codere]

Fine.
I'll knit you a stupid pair of gloves.

[swordboning]

It's a deal.

[codere]

It is.
Bye now.

[swordboning]

Bye. And have fun.