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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

It doesn't bug me. I'd just rather not have you get cursed by something idiotic and have it blamed on me.

[The last thing he needed was an angry Yang on his back.]

[....]

That sounds fake but okay.

[Whatever you say, Archer.]

I'll try not to get cursed whenever I come visit you. We all have masks anyway soooo.

We do but you have to admit they look pretty different. Then again, considering the difference in our experiences, I think that's par for the course. Just don't let them try to make you discriminate against people who have different masks and you'll be set.

Do you think people would really do that?

[Oh, you poor, naive child...]

Yes? Something like that is practically hardwired into human personality.

But...! But we've all been together for awhile, so...! I don't think everyone will just judge based off of the masks...

Let me give you a hint.

[He slides a plate of cookies at her anyway. They're warm, practically as if he had made them and saved them for her.]

Give yourself a little doubt towards the goodness of people. You'll save yourself a lot of stress in the future.

But... I don't want to.

[She's totally going to take those cookies anyway, shoving a few of them into her mouth.]

Mmph! Thanks!

[Ruby please chew.]

But anyway.... I get what you're saying, but I don't really want to doubt people at all.

When that comes back to bite you in the rear, just remember my smirking face at that moment.

[He grabs a towel to wipe us gross spit out crumbs. Thankfully without complaint.]

[Rude.]

It's totally never going to happen.

[It'll happen.

And she'll remember his smirking face when it does.]

[Which makes her mad enough to believe in people more. Win/win situation.]

You can tell me all about it after a few experiences. Deal?

[Archer you're so stealth-nice.]

Only if I'll be telling you over more cookies like these because these are amazing.

I'm guessing that it would be the only way to bring you out of the woodworks.

I mean, it'll probably work usually. If I can smell them. Or hear them calling to me.

[what]

Try not to turn being creepy about cookies into an art.

I wasn't being creepy.

...Was I?

If you said that to anyone else, it'd sound creepy. Thankfully, I've dealt with far worse.

Soooo... it wasn't creepy, because you're used to really really creepy things? Is that what you're saying here.

Don't try to excuse yourself based on my experiences. There's nothing that complicated going on.

But you said...!

[She saw the opportunity, she's gonna take it.]

If you believed and did everything I said, you'd be a much better person than you are now.

....

..... Hey!

That is not true at all! You're all...grim and brood-y and stuff!

And there's something wrong with that? I consider it a compliment.

[Archer is not emo, he swears.]

That was definitely not a compliment.

[why are you trying to turn her emo]

You'll have to find something else to insult me with then.

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