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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[psycholawgy]

............................. Tell me.

[swordboning]

[Sorry, he can barely hold back a single snort.]

[psycholawgy]

ARCHER!

[swordboning]

What? There's nothing to be embarrassed about.

[psycholawgy]

Then don't laugh!

[swordboning]

I'm only laughing because you don't understand how senseless this is.

[psycholawgy]

How is it senseless?! I just want to— do better...

[swordboning]

How can you do better if you haven't even set a baseline? I'm not going to prepare you for your first time. Stumbling around at it is how it's supposed to work.

[psycholawgy]

Then why did you even make me come here, you jerk?!

[swordboning]

I have about three reasons for that but you'd only want to hear one of them. Namely if I said that through text, you would have believed that I just didn't want to explain things. Since you heard it in person, you know I have no doubt in my words.

[psycholawgy]

I want to hear all three reasons.

[swordboning]

I wanted to make sure you were actually serious and weren't pulling my leg.

And if you were serious, I wanted to see if you'd actually get embarrassed.

[psycholawgy]

ARCHER!!!

[ fdsagksh she's going to try and punch him now!!!! ]

[swordboning]

[GOOD LUCK.

By which is meant Athena would probably hurt herself more than she hurts Archer. What a dumb hardhead/musclebound idiot.]

[psycholawgy]

[ ... yeah, that hurts but she's trying really hard not to cry right now. ]

Thanks for being a big help!

[ and she turns to leave :T ]