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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ At least she's wrapped up in a pink towel, but she's as every bit of pathetic as one might expect from her. Sprawled out on the floor with her hair a mess, puffy eyes that are red... and a two hours worth of steam to the face. ]

Freedom! [ PCHOO! She ducks around him and bolts out of the bathroom. ]

[swordboning]

[Internally rolling his eyes. At least he can go back to his super relaxed spot on the couch while she does....whatever.]

[codere]

[ Don't worry, the kitten makes her way back out of the bedroom once she's dressed. Not that her attire is any less lewd, but at least now she's wearing pants. ]

Did you tailor the waistband for this? They're supposed to ride low.

[ Oh, she probably owes him a thank you or something: ] It took you too long to get me out of there so I'm going to teach you how to be better at video games.

[swordboning]

I did. You don't need to be showing off your rear to others.

[Worst parent.]

Oh, the time...

...I forgot to keep track of the score and had around 150 or so thousand.

[codere]

[ This is around the point she would normally moon him, but they're talking about video games now which is far more important. No ass for him. ]

Don't I owe you for that? Terrible.

I'm never going to get out of debt at this rate. It's unfair.

[swordboning]

That depends. If you ask some, you'll never be out of debt. If you ask others, they'll simply say it's just duty and nothing is owed.

[codere]

... [ Peering suspiciously towards before she flops onto the ground. ]

It's some with you instead of others! I'm doomed.

[swordboning]

Will you get off the floor and sit on the couch before you hurt your back?

[codere]

If I break my back, it'd be cruel for you to force me to work! [ New life plan. ]

Come on back, just break a little!

[swordboning]

You're absolutely incorrigible. Do you know that?

[Don't mind as he gets up just to grab her and toss her on the couch.]

[codere]

[ What if she just latches onto him instead like a koala?? There's no tossing her when she's like this right?? ]

You're absolutely incorrigible!

[swordboning]

That's a very mature answer.

[Tugging at her quite uselessly. Absolutely terrible.]

[codere]

You're the one who is trying to throw me around as if I'm a rag doll. [ Digging her nails in to ensure she's got a good grip. ]

I'm hungry by the way. Do we still have those fries from two days ago?

[swordboning]

With the way you flop around, I have no choice but to treat you like one. [This is pointless....]

No. But if you insist on having junk, we may as well go out to eat because I refuse to make it.

[codere]

[ He could just let her flop around!! ]

Ohhh are you asking me out on a date?

[swordboning]

Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.

[His voice is kind of dripping with sarcasm.]

[codere]

This is a shitty way to ask someone out on a date. [ She would know what with her experience with dating and all that. ]

[swordboning]

I know. Which is why I was being entirely sarcastic.

[codere]

You're only saying that because I rejected you and now you have to save face.

[ Still clinging to him. ] So that's a no on the fries?

[swordboning]

[Carefully...sitting down.]

After that poor choice of comments from you, I think you don't need to eat at all.

[codere]

Are you refusing to feed me now? [ Loosening her grip a little now that they're closer to the ground. ]

I'm already malnourished. I'll die at this rate.

[swordboning]

No. We're simply staying here until you learn to act your age.

[Whatever age that is. Which is an age that doesn't make dumb jokes about dates.]

[codere]

My age?

What are you implying with something like that, Archer? [ It's enough for her to release her grip on him, plopping fully to the floor. ]

[swordboning]

I'm implying that you're acting somewhere between 5 and 12 years old and no more.

That is a good example.

[The plopping on the floor thing.]

[codere]

Aren't the Japanese always close to the floor? Sitting on their knees for their meals and sleeping on mats? You act as if it's a crime for me to lay around.

[ She's also a rude shit. ] I don't actually remember how old I am. It must be a side effect of being uploaded to the Moon Cell.