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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

I want a kiss on the cheek. Right here in public.

[codere]

What kind of man has to ask for a kiss without just taking it for himself? Geez.

[swordboning]

I could at any point but this is about you.

[codere]

Are you claiming that my affection for you has been inadequate up until now? I'm shocked.

[swordboning]

No. I'm saying you tend to be more reserved in public.

[codere]

It's because I don't want to embarrass Saber or yourself. Since people have started to associate the three of us together, that means whatever actions I take will reflect on you both.

If you want a kiss, I'll kill you. I could just pull you in close and make out with you right here, right now if you really wanted to get down to it.

[ WHO CARES ABOUT HEALTH CODES. ]

[swordboning]

If you do, that's fine. But something tells me you won't.

[CHALLENGE.]

[codere]

You're so indecent wanting to do these things in public, but fine! I'll whore my body out for a mug of hot chocolate, but it better be the best hot chocolate ever!

Or I'll kill you.

[swordboning]

...I'd be a bit more satisfied if you worded that better. You already said you were getting it for free anyway.

[codere]

Fine.

I'm whoring my body out for nothing at all in return!

[swordboning]

...try not to sound so proud about that kind of achievement.

[codere]

Try to not enjoy the thought of that too much, Archer.

It'd be troublesome if you had to leave your stand for a few minutes.

[swordboning]

I doubt there's anything you could do to make me actually leave.

[codere]

[ He's about to find out that's not true. Motioning for him to come around the counter to get close to her with a finger, she sits there with the biggest smile on her face. ]

I should give you your kiss real quick, shouldn't I?

As well as the other thing we were talking about.

[swordboning]

[Shaking his head but he walks around the stall.]

What other thing?

[codere]

The making out. With how low this counter is, you should still be able to reach me up here.

[ Duh?? ] Did you forget that I was going to make love to you right here, right now, for that hot chocolate?

[swordboning]

It'd be helpful if you stopped adding conditions out of nowhere but fine. If you think that much is going to frighten me, you have something coming to you.

[codere]

That would be the point of having sex, Archer.

To have something coming to me. In this situation, that something would be you.

[swordboning]

[CROSSING HIS ARMS IN FRONT OF RIN.

Put up or shut up, gal.]

[codere]

You shouldn't look so cross when your girlfriend offers to have sex with you. [ Grabs at his apron to try to pull him in close. ]

[swordboning]

[Isn't that a normal thing now??? But not in public, at least.

No resisting as he's pulled down but don't actually do the sex thing.]

[codere]

[ There will be a chaste kiss on the cheek all while her hands are working on trying to get his pants undone. There's no victory to be found here, only frisky little hands. ]

[swordboning]

[Absolutely terrible. He'll take the kiss.

On the other hand, he brushes away her hands.]

I'll be back.

[And....leaves. Must retreat from an unwinnable situation.]

[codere]

[ FF Victory Fanfare in the background.

She'll be climbing over the counter all while pulling her hair into a quick braided bun atop her head. Doesn't even take her long at all to find a hair net and voila, she's now filling in for him. ]

[swordboning]

[God.

He's going to be gone for fifteen minutes or so, trying to recenter his ki or whatever it is Archer does to keep his emotions in line.

Rin why did you do this.]