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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ He's about to find out that's not true. Motioning for him to come around the counter to get close to her with a finger, she sits there with the biggest smile on her face. ]

I should give you your kiss real quick, shouldn't I?

As well as the other thing we were talking about.

[swordboning]

[Shaking his head but he walks around the stall.]

What other thing?

[codere]

The making out. With how low this counter is, you should still be able to reach me up here.

[ Duh?? ] Did you forget that I was going to make love to you right here, right now, for that hot chocolate?

[swordboning]

It'd be helpful if you stopped adding conditions out of nowhere but fine. If you think that much is going to frighten me, you have something coming to you.

[codere]

That would be the point of having sex, Archer.

To have something coming to me. In this situation, that something would be you.

[swordboning]

[CROSSING HIS ARMS IN FRONT OF RIN.

Put up or shut up, gal.]

[codere]

You shouldn't look so cross when your girlfriend offers to have sex with you. [ Grabs at his apron to try to pull him in close. ]

[swordboning]

[Isn't that a normal thing now??? But not in public, at least.

No resisting as he's pulled down but don't actually do the sex thing.]

[codere]

[ There will be a chaste kiss on the cheek all while her hands are working on trying to get his pants undone. There's no victory to be found here, only frisky little hands. ]

[swordboning]

[Absolutely terrible. He'll take the kiss.

On the other hand, he brushes away her hands.]

I'll be back.

[And....leaves. Must retreat from an unwinnable situation.]

[codere]

[ FF Victory Fanfare in the background.

She'll be climbing over the counter all while pulling her hair into a quick braided bun atop her head. Doesn't even take her long at all to find a hair net and voila, she's now filling in for him. ]

[swordboning]

[God.

He's going to be gone for fifteen minutes or so, trying to recenter his ki or whatever it is Archer does to keep his emotions in line.

Rin why did you do this.]

[codere]

[ To remind him who holds the reins.

At least he gets to see her look cute and trying to cook for his customers?? ]

[swordboning]

[Too bad she has no skillz like he does.

But when he's back...]

What are you doing?

[Yep, entirely unamused.]

[codere]

I was--[ Fretting a little.

Whatever she's served wasn't bad, but it was nothing like his own food. ] Filling in for you? While you were AFK?

Away from kitchen.

[swordboning]

...Please tell me you didn't try to seduce anyone else.

[codere]

Just because I said I'd be your little whore doesn't mean I'm an actual whore! [ Waving a spatula at him threateningly. ]

It's bedroom talk! It's just Saber and you for me!

[swordboning]

That doesn't mean you wouldn't flash a smile to get a sale. Men around here are pretty predictable.

[Those are his weapons, don't even try.]

[codere]

I know.

That's how come I've made more in the past ten minutes than you've made all day. Guys will pay anything for a sandwich from a cute girl!

[swordboning]

You can be the one to report that to Athena. I'll take my place now, if you don't mind.

[codere]

Aww, you don't want me to help out?

[ She was kind of enjoying it, but she steps out all while offering him the utensil in hand. ]

Are you kicking me out?

[swordboning]

Seeing that you have a new business strategy to propose, I think you have more to do than just stand here and talk to me.

[Taking said implement.]

[codere]

Ehh? You want me to be a mascot or something?

I'd need an uniform if I was going to do that.

[swordboning]

I'm not making any decisions for you. This isn't my business.

[codere]

Which means you can't hire me even if you wanted to.

Why did you get my hopes up in the first place, geez!