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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

Busy yourself with thoughts of that sensual foot massage you'll be getting from your cute girlfriend.

[ He's the winner here, not her. ]

[swordboning]

I'll think about that when it actually happens. In the meantime, there are other things.

[codere]

Other things like how cute your girlfriend is ??
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[swordboning]

Among other things, possibly.

[Mostly trying to spark a reaction so he can retreat.]

[codere]

Are you thinking about other cute girls ??
What about Saber ??
Is she cuter than me ??
I see you give her larger portions all the time.

[swordboning]

I give her larger portions because she eats like she's overweight. And she gets annoying when she doesn't get enough. There's nothing about her that's cute.

[codere]

So you DO think she's cute.

[ Welcome to dating, Archer. It's a Hell greater than any of the ones you've been summoned into before. ]

[swordboning]

Are you choosing to not read anything I'm telling you?

[codere]

Maybe I'm not receiving your messages !!
You really don't think Saber is cute at all ??
Maybe I need to help her dress up nice.
It's weird for you to live with two ladies and not find both of them attractive.

[swordboning]

It's perfectly fine to only find one of you attractive. I don't see what the issue is here.

[codere]

It's not as if I'm insecure and just asking because of that !!

[ She has a Complex. ]

[swordboning]

So I'm in a lose/lose situation. If I find Saber cute, you'll think I prefer her over you. If I don't find her cute, there's obviously something wrong with me.

Does that explain it well enough?

[codere]

No !!
If you find me cuter than Saber, then I won't have to worry about competition.

[swordboning]

Fine. Saber is cute but you're far more cuter than her.

[codere]

Am I the cutest one here ??

[ She knows she is already. ]

[swordboning]

Possibly.

[Now he's just being a butt.]

[codere]

I have competition ??
It's that little girl, isn't it ??
I knew you liked her more than me.

[swordboning]

No, it's not that person.

[codere]

Is it Athena ??

[swordboning]

She's an idiot. Someone decent enough to spend time with but still an idiot.

Her name is Mary.

[codere]

I knew it !!
A girl with a traditional name like that is too cute for a traditional guy like you !!

[ If he's home, she's throwing the biggest tantrum right now.

... she doesn't even know who this Mary is okay. ]

[swordboning]

Do you mind if I give an explanation before you go running to where she lives and attempt to murder her?

[codere]

I'm not going to murder her.

[ Probably. ]

[swordboning]

The thought crossed your mind.

Either way, I have a sister. You probably didn't know that. This Mary, she's the spitting image of her. And somewhat around the same age physically, so don't worry about me being interested in her.

[codere]

You're right.
I didn't know that.

What was your sister's name ??