I give her larger portions because she eats like she's overweight. And she gets annoying when she doesn't get enough. There's nothing about her that's cute.
Maybe I'm not receiving your messages !! You really don't think Saber is cute at all ?? Maybe I need to help her dress up nice. It's weird for you to live with two ladies and not find both of them attractive.
So I'm in a lose/lose situation. If I find Saber cute, you'll think I prefer her over you. If I don't find her cute, there's obviously something wrong with me.
Either way, I have a sister. You probably didn't know that. This Mary, she's the spitting image of her. And somewhat around the same age physically, so don't worry about me being interested in her.
That's a difficult question. In that idiot's time, she looks much younger than the idiot but is actually older than him. So technically, she's an older sister, even if she is perpetually looking 12 years old.
No wonder you want to disassociate from your past. It seems pretty convoluted at times.
That's what I don't really understand about you, Archer. You want to distance yourself from your past. Buuuuuut your past rules your thoughts and actions now.
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Date: 2015-04-17 06:51 am (UTC)What about Saber ??
Is she cuter than me ??
I see you give her larger portions all the time.
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Date: 2015-04-17 06:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 06:55 am (UTC)[ Welcome to dating, Archer. It's a Hell greater than any of the ones you've been summoned into before. ]
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Date: 2015-04-17 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 07:00 am (UTC)You really don't think Saber is cute at all ??
Maybe I need to help her dress up nice.
It's weird for you to live with two ladies and not find both of them attractive.
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Date: 2015-04-17 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 10:29 pm (UTC)[ She has a Complex. ]
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Date: 2015-04-17 10:42 pm (UTC)Does that explain it well enough?
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Date: 2015-04-17 10:48 pm (UTC)If you find me cuter than Saber, then I won't have to worry about competition.
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Date: 2015-04-17 10:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 10:55 pm (UTC)[ She knows she is already. ]
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Date: 2015-04-17 10:56 pm (UTC)[Now he's just being a butt.]
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:02 pm (UTC)It's that little girl, isn't it ??
I knew you liked her more than me.
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 11:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 11:08 pm (UTC)Her name is Mary.
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:14 pm (UTC)A girl with a traditional name like that is too cute for a traditional guy like you !!
[ If he's home, she's throwing the biggest tantrum right now.
... she doesn't even know who this Mary is okay. ]
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-17 11:29 pm (UTC)[ Probably. ]
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:32 pm (UTC)Either way, I have a sister. You probably didn't know that. This Mary, she's the spitting image of her. And somewhat around the same age physically, so don't worry about me being interested in her.
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:35 pm (UTC)I didn't know that.
What was your sister's name ??
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Date: 2015-04-17 11:40 pm (UTC)Illya.
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Date: 2015-04-18 12:06 am (UTC)Little sister ??
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Date: 2015-04-18 12:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-18 12:20 am (UTC)It seems pretty convoluted at times.
That's what I don't really understand about you, Archer.
You want to distance yourself from your past.
Buuuuuut your past rules your thoughts and actions now.
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