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[swordboning]

It's nothing secretive, if that's what you're worried about.

[Lord, Vietnam.]

I've always prodded you about it so you don't need to be self-conscious.

[hoasen]

[WHAT KIND OF WILD LIFE HAS SHE BEEN LIVING.]

A-ah...is it? And you did? Archer just tell me!

[swordboning]

[Vietnam is the wildest person in Cerealia.]

Watching you worry about it is a bit more entertaining.

[hoasen]

[She sure is--wait.]

Ah, now I am not sure if you are just picking on me, or I really have wronged you.

[Though she did wrong him like, 2 seconds ago.]

[swordboning]

This definitely wouldn't be my reaction if I was angry.

[That's Archer for you. Even if he was acting as normal.]

[hoasen]

[Sometimes he's the devil, other days he's a saint.]

You're too generous then, Archer. Or at least when you feel like it, for me.

[swordboning]

[He can be your devil or your angle.]

Oh, am I? And what makes you say that?

[hoasen]

[He's definitely both, just look at him. Look at his appearance!]

Despite your apparent wariness of my ulterior motives, you still haven't kicked me out yet. Instead, you offered food.

[swordboning]

[Archer is full of right angles, yes. Also sighs.]

You still don't understand that I was just pulling your leg?

[hoasen]

[Exactly, so square.

And oh. Oh.]

...Archer!

[swordboning]

I'm right here so you don't have to get my attention.

[Always terrible.]

[hoasen]

[SHE DOESN'T WANT HIS ATTENTION!!

Only at the moment she does.]

I wonder if I am getting too much of it!

[swordboning]

Even if you were, I don't exactly hear you complaining about it.

[hoasen]

[OPENS MOUTH.

Closes it. Struggling to say something.]

Well...

[swordboning]

Try not to think too hard about things in the future.

[hoasen]

[Now she practically just shoves him. GENTLY. GOSH IT'S VERY GENTLE AND STRANGELY SOOTHING. Even though she was planning on shoving him. What the.]

I suppose. It is a very hard habit to break, so please have patience.

[swordboning]

[Yes, what the heck was that Vietnam.]

You'd think that after how long we've known each other, these kinds of things would be obvious.

[hoasen]

[She really probably should remove her hand now huh.]

Sometimes you are just really good at what you do.

[swordboning]

There's no point in doing something if you're not going to do it right.

[There is no try, etc, etc. Except Archer looking down at Vietnam's hand. Mostly like ????]

[hoasen]

[Why is her hand not moving? Even she doesn't know as she starts to pat...his back...what.]

So you give this kind of thing your all?

[swordboning]

[Viet....nam.]

It's just the way I am. Even if I'm set to a task I dislike, I'll do whatever I can to be successful.

[STUBBORN. Also, why GURL.]

[hoasen]

[LOOK HE HAS TO TELL HER OTHERWISE SHE DOESN'T REALISE SHE'S DOING IT.]

What would be an example of a task you really did not like? [She remembered he didn't favour guns.]

[swordboning]

Playing video games.

[He HATES video games. Especially ViViD.

Sadly, not objecting just yet. Because nothing annoys him right now.]

[hoasen]

Really? [This actually takes her by surprise, so don't mind her hand slipping down his back a bit. Ah.]

Then when you go into ViViD...? [SHE HAD TO ASK.]

[swordboning]

I only do it because my Master wants me to earn points in exchange for money and items.

[Literally the only reason why. Vietnam don't touch his butt.]