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[swordboning]

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[hoasen]

[Sometimes he's the devil, other days he's a saint.]

You're too generous then, Archer. Or at least when you feel like it, for me.

[swordboning]

[He can be your devil or your angle.]

Oh, am I? And what makes you say that?

[hoasen]

[He's definitely both, just look at him. Look at his appearance!]

Despite your apparent wariness of my ulterior motives, you still haven't kicked me out yet. Instead, you offered food.

[swordboning]

[Archer is full of right angles, yes. Also sighs.]

You still don't understand that I was just pulling your leg?

[hoasen]

[Exactly, so square.

And oh. Oh.]

...Archer!

[swordboning]

I'm right here so you don't have to get my attention.

[Always terrible.]

[hoasen]

[SHE DOESN'T WANT HIS ATTENTION!!

Only at the moment she does.]

I wonder if I am getting too much of it!

[swordboning]

Even if you were, I don't exactly hear you complaining about it.

[hoasen]

[OPENS MOUTH.

Closes it. Struggling to say something.]

Well...

[swordboning]

Try not to think too hard about things in the future.

[hoasen]

[Now she practically just shoves him. GENTLY. GOSH IT'S VERY GENTLE AND STRANGELY SOOTHING. Even though she was planning on shoving him. What the.]

I suppose. It is a very hard habit to break, so please have patience.

[swordboning]

[Yes, what the heck was that Vietnam.]

You'd think that after how long we've known each other, these kinds of things would be obvious.

[hoasen]

[She really probably should remove her hand now huh.]

Sometimes you are just really good at what you do.

[swordboning]

There's no point in doing something if you're not going to do it right.

[There is no try, etc, etc. Except Archer looking down at Vietnam's hand. Mostly like ????]

[hoasen]

[Why is her hand not moving? Even she doesn't know as she starts to pat...his back...what.]

So you give this kind of thing your all?

[swordboning]

[Viet....nam.]

It's just the way I am. Even if I'm set to a task I dislike, I'll do whatever I can to be successful.

[STUBBORN. Also, why GURL.]

[hoasen]

[LOOK HE HAS TO TELL HER OTHERWISE SHE DOESN'T REALISE SHE'S DOING IT.]

What would be an example of a task you really did not like? [She remembered he didn't favour guns.]

[swordboning]

Playing video games.

[He HATES video games. Especially ViViD.

Sadly, not objecting just yet. Because nothing annoys him right now.]

[hoasen]

Really? [This actually takes her by surprise, so don't mind her hand slipping down his back a bit. Ah.]

Then when you go into ViViD...? [SHE HAD TO ASK.]

[swordboning]

I only do it because my Master wants me to earn points in exchange for money and items.

[Literally the only reason why. Vietnam don't touch his butt.]

[hoasen]

Oh...I see, ViViD is quite lucrative. But then that's rather harsh, no? Forcing you to do something you don't like. You do not mind that?

[Then again she understands, while she's all for independence and all, all countries have to work under a boss too, and they don't always agree.

Also it's really close to his butt now. Whoa. But she has paused.]

[swordboning]

She may be my Master but she's also my girlfriend.

[Maybe that will kill two birds with one stone? But that should answer the question at the least.]

[hoasen]

[YO...THIS IS THE BEST PART, well she might be unable to control herself (maybe. She's not moving anyway but she hasn't grabbed his butt) but she likes this kind of news? She's happy for him?

Actually he is going to be safe from butt touching only because she's grabbing him into a hug. It's congratulatory, so don't ask. And then she slaps him on the back proudly after she lets go.]

Archer! You're dedicated. [She means he's cute.]

[swordboning]

Hardly. I'm just doing what is expected.

[This is literally the coldest return hug. Because it doesn't happen. Archer never hugs, lord.]