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Archer, you shouldn't get into fights with little girls-! [ Great deflection skills there. ]

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....

[Grabbing her arm where she's unhurt and dragging her to the bathroom.]

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[ Digging her heels into the floor the best she can. ]

What's with that look-?!

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You're right. You are being disgusting.

[TO

THE

BATHROOM.]

[codere]

I just took a shower-! [ Everything is horrible why. ]

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I'm just going to clean out your ears before you get an infection.

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My ears are fine! [ They probably aren't so have fun with that, Archer. ]

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If they're fine, you won't mind if I look at them.

[codere]

[ Everything is terrible when your Servant is the domestic waifu class. ]

I mind because it's personal!

It'd be the same as looking at my breasts randomly!

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Except you try to keep those clean. If you don't cooperate, I'm going to pick you up.

[codere]

Wha-? Why would I touch them in the bath to clean them?

I might accidentally get turned on!

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.........

[Picking her up!!!!]

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What are you doing, Archer?!

[ Halfway tempted to cry for Saber like a child. ]

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We're going to clean your ears!

[Finally able to hoof it to the bathroom, gosh. Not setting her down though, not yet. Just grabbing some cotton swabs and taking her to the living room.]

[codere]

[ ANYWHERE BUT THERE... ] What if Saber sees-?!

[ She's kicking and trying to get away... it's probably equivalent to a baby kitten learning to use their paws for the first time. She's not very strong. ]

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I personally don't care.

[SITTING DOWN. And pulling Rin's head to his lap. Stop fighting, butt.]

[codere]

I care!

[ Once she realizes how close she is to him, all struggling stops. Not only does she want to avoid hurting him, but what if she accidentally got him excited then Saber? It'd be the end of days.

So instead she just grows in frustration much like a trapped animal would. ]

You're horrible, Archer.

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Whatever I can do, you're more than capable of making it ten times worse.

[Since she's done moving, he can actually, you know, gently swab her ear. Well, this one at least.]

[codere]

[ It's probably pretty gross. Sorry Archer. ]

You're so mean to me. All I've ever wanted to do is love on you and treat you kindly.

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[Which is why he grabbed a lot!]

You'd be surprised at how kind I'm being to you right now.

[codere]

This isn't kind.

This isn't kind at all. [ Even if she's whining, she's curled up along his leg with a hand resting against his thigh. ]

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I'm being gentle so there's not much to complain about.

[Swapping the q-tip around since it got kinda dirty. And back again. Wow, Rin, this probably feels half decent.]

[codere]

[ It kind of does if only because he's being gentle with her. Rin doesn't have many memories of being treated like this and what little she recalls of home is lost in a sea of code, equations, and everything else she's filled her life with. ]

You're embarrassing me. Gently, but it's still embarrassing.

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[Once he's done with this swab, he puts lotion on a second and starts again. Being properly moisturized is important.]

So you can feel that emotion? I'm surprised.

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Are you surprised?

Wait until you discover I can feel pity and empathy as well. [ Oh no, this actually feels good. Why. ]