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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[swordboning]

[He can.

He just doesn't know it yet.]

I'll talk to Athena for you.

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It won't be that bad !!
It'll be in front of everyone at Natalia's party so it'll look reflect nicely on her and the others about what kind of person you are if you're included.

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I don't want you to talk to others about me! [ Huff huff. ]

I, I just wanted to help out a little. I don't want to work at this crummy place anyway!

[swordboning]

[If he was the type to roll his eyes, he would.]

Of course you do. And you know I'd like it if you worked with me so let's just stall this argument.

[codere]

[ If there's anyone who can cut her shit short, it's him. She huffs a bit, but at least she's no longer picking a verbal fight with him. ]

Maybe.

If I'm going to be out here, then shouldn't I be helping out?

[swordboning]

Regardless, I need to make myself busy.

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You could but I doubt you'll be paid for it, which is why I'd rather you wait.

[And he also has to clean up.]

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I doubt I'd be paid for it in the first place. I didn't offer to help just for money.

[ Stupid. ]

[codere]

Busy yourself with thoughts of that sensual foot massage you'll be getting from your cute girlfriend.

[ He's the winner here, not her. ]

[swordboning]

But money would be helpful, wouldn't it?

[swordboning]

I'll think about that when it actually happens. In the meantime, there are other things.

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I like money and I come to expect it of you, just not in this situation. I was volunteering because of what you said before.

[ About them not getting to spend a lot of time together. ]

[codere]

Other things like how cute your girlfriend is ??
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[swordboning]

Alright.

I suppose I'll just have to make you an outfit just like mine so you can fit in as a mascot.

[swordboning]

Among other things, possibly.

[Mostly trying to spark a reaction so he can retreat.]

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Are you thinking about other cute girls ??
What about Saber ??
Is she cuter than me ??
I see you give her larger portions all the time.

[codere]

I'll be the cutest mascot--er, if you ignore the fact there are actual children here who could do it better than me. Besides them, I'll be the cutest.

[ She can't compete with kids. ]

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I give her larger portions because she eats like she's overweight. And she gets annoying when she doesn't get enough. There's nothing about her that's cute.

[codere]

So you DO think she's cute.

[ Welcome to dating, Archer. It's a Hell greater than any of the ones you've been summoned into before. ]

[swordboning]

Are you choosing to not read anything I'm telling you?

[codere]

Maybe I'm not receiving your messages !!
You really don't think Saber is cute at all ??
Maybe I need to help her dress up nice.
It's weird for you to live with two ladies and not find both of them attractive.

[swordboning]

Are you saying you'd be cuter than me?

[The worst statement. But a valid question.]

[swordboning]

It's perfectly fine to only find one of you attractive. I don't see what the issue is here.

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Yes!

It's only natural I'd be cuter than you. I'm your cute girlfriend so obviously I'd be the cutest mascot for... what was this called again?

[codere]

It's not as if I'm insecure and just asking because of that !!

[ She has a Complex. ]