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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

What do you mean something similar-?!

Archer! [ How does Saber not hear her screaming half the time? ]

[swordboning]

If you do something I approve of, I'll do the same thing you just offered. Deal?

[codere]

I never do anything you approve of so deal. [ Good logic. ]

[swordboning]

You should work on that. Because if you do, I'll do whatever you say without complaint.

[Because he is always bitching.]

[codere]

That would be out of character for you so I think I'll settle on a pair of earplugs instead.

[ So harsh. ]

[swordboning]

Do you think I wouldn't be able to remove them?

[codere]

That's gross, Archer.

Don't be gross.

[swordboning]

It would only be gross if you don't clean your ears. Which I really hope you do.

[codere]

[ When was the last time she did that... ]

[swordboning]

Rin..........

[codere]

Archer, you shouldn't get into fights with little girls-! [ Great deflection skills there. ]

[swordboning]

....

[Grabbing her arm where she's unhurt and dragging her to the bathroom.]

[codere]

[ Digging her heels into the floor the best she can. ]

What's with that look-?!

[swordboning]

You're right. You are being disgusting.

[TO

THE

BATHROOM.]

[codere]

I just took a shower-! [ Everything is horrible why. ]

[swordboning]

I'm just going to clean out your ears before you get an infection.

[codere]

My ears are fine! [ They probably aren't so have fun with that, Archer. ]

[swordboning]

If they're fine, you won't mind if I look at them.

[codere]

[ Everything is terrible when your Servant is the domestic waifu class. ]

I mind because it's personal!

It'd be the same as looking at my breasts randomly!

[swordboning]

Except you try to keep those clean. If you don't cooperate, I'm going to pick you up.

[codere]

Wha-? Why would I touch them in the bath to clean them?

I might accidentally get turned on!

[swordboning]

.........

[Picking her up!!!!]

[codere]

What are you doing, Archer?!

[ Halfway tempted to cry for Saber like a child. ]

[swordboning]

We're going to clean your ears!

[Finally able to hoof it to the bathroom, gosh. Not setting her down though, not yet. Just grabbing some cotton swabs and taking her to the living room.]

[codere]

[ ANYWHERE BUT THERE... ] What if Saber sees-?!

[ She's kicking and trying to get away... it's probably equivalent to a baby kitten learning to use their paws for the first time. She's not very strong. ]