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You just want me to appear somehow human when compared to someone like you.

[ She wants to argue she's not, but somehow she was revived. GG Holy Grail. ]

I'm far from being a human. If I were not a Servant right now, I'd be a Counter-Guardian.

I don't believe those exist in the world any more. If they did, where were they when NERO was starting to take over? It shouldn't be up to humans to clean up the mess of other humans when Counter-Guardians were created for that purpose alone.

[ If only she could "HMPH!" in her thoughts. ]

Counter-Guardians don't just simply appear at our own whim. We're given specific instructions and dropped in specific time periods. As long as humans exist, Counter-Guardians do too.

So what you're saying it's possible Counter-Guardians were deployed at a time prior to my own in order to try to change the events? If there were any at all?

That's stupid.

I'm saying that I have no idea what happened at all.

But you were present in that time. Shouldn't you have some memories of it if you're a Counter-Guardian? I'm not sure if the Moon Cell even has the capability to create a copy of something like you. From what I recall, Counter-Guardians are removed from the cycle of time, aren't they?

[ I'm so sorry we're having a power levels inconsistency talk now. ]

It unfortunately doesn't work like that. Despite being removed from the cycle of time, we still experience a timeline for ourselves.

That's not fair, but it is what it is.

It's strange, but it's possible you were just a copy. I didn't get to run into you after even if the plan was to search for you both so whatever answers I would have for you are unknown to me.

The problem with using the word 'you' is that I don't know what exactly you're referring to. Because I'm certain I'm real.

Fine.

The Archer I had sex with before you.

Is that better?

How do you know that wasn't 'me' from a future point on the outside timeline? Now that I think about it, if it was, I suspect that 'I' was far more laid back.

No, you both are pretty insufferable. I can't believe I've had sex with two different versions of the same person who manages to piss me off every time I talk to him.

There's something wrong with me.

Or there's something to be said about the phrase 'Misery loves company'.

Don't think I'll let you call our relationship quits so soon though.

This would have been the third break up attempt in a week?

Even if I wanted to seriously call things off, I'm afraid we're just in too deep. I think there's a Taylor Swift song for this exact situation.

If not her, then reliable Kanye West.

If you don't put your heart into them, they can't count as attempts. Besides, I'm perfectly satisfied and I think you are too.

I'm not going to answer that until I have my generators and safe houses.

That means you've already given your answer. If you weren't satisfied, you'd let me know immediately.

Edited 2015-03-24 02:30 (UTC)

If I wasn't satisfied, you'd do everything in your power to make up for it.

So it's never going to be a question of my satisfaction.

Only my tolerance.

Which isn't in question either. But I will enjoy keeping you guessing on things.

Do you actually think you're this tall and mysterious stranger?

You're the most obvious person here, Archer.

Second to Lee. I guess he kind of makes everyone else pale in comparison.

Don't compare me to that idiot.

[god way to ruin that convo!!!]

[ Has she discovered a WEAKNESS ?? ]

Who do you think I have scouting for safe houses?

He said all I had to do was smile. [ So she sent him a smiling emoticon. Totally counts. ]

Edited (or am I going for real YOU DECIDE) 2015-03-24 02:45 (UTC)

If you want to deal with idiocy, you're free too. Just don't compare it to me.

Stop being so insecure. It isn't as if I'm going to compare you two often.

I just said he was helping us.

While pointing out he's more ridiculous than you.

Edited 2015-03-27 10:18 (UTC)

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swordboning - 2015-03-27 12:48 (UTC) - Expand

BUT FOR REAL HAVE FUN ok bye

codere - 2015-03-27 13:04 (UTC) - Expand