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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

But you were present in that time. Shouldn't you have some memories of it if you're a Counter-Guardian? I'm not sure if the Moon Cell even has the capability to create a copy of something like you. From what I recall, Counter-Guardians are removed from the cycle of time, aren't they?

[ I'm so sorry we're having a power levels inconsistency talk now. ]

[swordboning]

It unfortunately doesn't work like that. Despite being removed from the cycle of time, we still experience a timeline for ourselves.

[codere]

That's not fair, but it is what it is.

It's strange, but it's possible you were just a copy. I didn't get to run into you after even if the plan was to search for you both so whatever answers I would have for you are unknown to me.

[swordboning]

The problem with using the word 'you' is that I don't know what exactly you're referring to. Because I'm certain I'm real.

[codere]

Fine.

The Archer I had sex with before you.

Is that better?

[swordboning]

How do you know that wasn't 'me' from a future point on the outside timeline? Now that I think about it, if it was, I suspect that 'I' was far more laid back.

[codere]

No, you both are pretty insufferable. I can't believe I've had sex with two different versions of the same person who manages to piss me off every time I talk to him.

There's something wrong with me.

[swordboning]

Or there's something to be said about the phrase 'Misery loves company'.

Don't think I'll let you call our relationship quits so soon though.

[codere]

This would have been the third break up attempt in a week?

Even if I wanted to seriously call things off, I'm afraid we're just in too deep. I think there's a Taylor Swift song for this exact situation.

If not her, then reliable Kanye West.

[swordboning]

If you don't put your heart into them, they can't count as attempts. Besides, I'm perfectly satisfied and I think you are too.

[codere]

I'm not going to answer that until I have my generators and safe houses.

[swordboning]

That means you've already given your answer. If you weren't satisfied, you'd let me know immediately.

[codere]

If I wasn't satisfied, you'd do everything in your power to make up for it.

So it's never going to be a question of my satisfaction.

Only my tolerance.

[swordboning]

Which isn't in question either. But I will enjoy keeping you guessing on things.

[codere]

Do you actually think you're this tall and mysterious stranger?

You're the most obvious person here, Archer.

Second to Lee. I guess he kind of makes everyone else pale in comparison.

[swordboning]

Don't compare me to that idiot.

[god way to ruin that convo!!!]

[codere]

[ Has she discovered a WEAKNESS ?? ]

Who do you think I have scouting for safe houses?

He said all I had to do was smile. [ So she sent him a smiling emoticon. Totally counts. ]

[swordboning]

If you want to deal with idiocy, you're free too. Just don't compare it to me.

[codere]

Stop being so insecure. It isn't as if I'm going to compare you two often.

I just said he was helping us.

While pointing out he's more ridiculous than you.

[swordboning]

Two times in a row isn't helping.

BUT FOR REAL HAVE FUN ok bye

[codere]

You're really blasted about this, aren't you?

I guess I won't be inviting him over for dinner to thank him for his help. Just don't expect me to quit hanging out with him.