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Dec. 15th, 2014 09:42 pm
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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
No, you both are pretty insufferable. I can't believe I've had sex with two different versions of the same person who manages to piss me off every time I talk to him.

There's something wrong with me.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
This would have been the third break up attempt in a week?

Even if I wanted to seriously call things off, I'm afraid we're just in too deep. I think there's a Taylor Swift song for this exact situation.

If not her, then reliable Kanye West.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
I'm not going to answer that until I have my generators and safe houses.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
If I wasn't satisfied, you'd do everything in your power to make up for it.

So it's never going to be a question of my satisfaction.

Only my tolerance.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Do you actually think you're this tall and mysterious stranger?

You're the most obvious person here, Archer.

Second to Lee. I guess he kind of makes everyone else pale in comparison.

Date: 2015-03-24 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
[ Has she discovered a WEAKNESS ?? ]

Who do you think I have scouting for safe houses?

He said all I had to do was smile.
[ So she sent him a smiling emoticon. Totally counts. ]
Edited (or am I going for real YOU DECIDE) Date: 2015-03-24 02:45 am (UTC)

Date: 2015-03-27 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Stop being so insecure. It isn't as if I'm going to compare you two often.

I just said he was helping us.

While pointing out he's more ridiculous than you.
Edited Date: 2015-03-27 10:18 am (UTC)

BUT FOR REAL HAVE FUN ok bye

Date: 2015-03-27 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
You're really blasted about this, aren't you?

I guess I won't be inviting him over for dinner to thank him for his help. Just don't expect me to quit hanging out with him.

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