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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

[ That leaves her to work on actually frosting up the cupcakes, working on them intently. She's not very good at it, but she makes up for it with gratuitous amounts of sugary green spread across the baked treats. ]

You should start a catering service sometime, Archer.

[swordboning]

Between making weapons, training others, and making large amounts of food, I won't have any time for you. I suppose I could quit my job but it's still a problem.

[codere]

Are you worried I would get into trouble? [ It's not as if she thinks he values his time with her.

She's not exactly PLEASANT company. ] There's always Saber.

[swordboning]

No, I'd like to make sure we have time to do things like this every day.

[Shrug.]

But there is always Saber.

[codere]

You want to spend time with me? Legitimately?

[ She's smiling a bit as she stares down at the bowl of frosting in her hands. ]

[swordboning]

It's actually a little amusing that it needs to be pointed out to you.

[codere]

What's amusing is you haven't asked me out on a proper date, but talk about spending time with me.

[ No, no that's not funny at all. ]

[swordboning]

You wear the pants here so I think it's fairly obvious as to who should be doing that.

[Said so matter-of-factly. Though he logs that statement away for future....purposes.]

[codere]

Oh. [ She just got told. ]

I should get these wrapped up so I can drop them off at Lee's.

[swordboning]

And this too.

[Now dumping a shitton of kunai on the table too.]

You never specific an exact number. Or if you did, I forgot.

[codere]

[ Looking down at the mess on the table.
Looking back up at him.
Looking back down at the table. ]

[swordboning]

.....I'm guessing you want me to do the work.

[codere]

I-!! [ Picking up a kunai. ]

Why does it weigh so much? You're supposed to throw these.

[swordboning]

They're easily throwable. You just need a little more strength.

[codere]

[ Throwing it towards the wall... and missing. It bounces off and onto the floor. ]

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[swordboning]

Will you not do that? I would have had to repair the wall if it actually stuck in.

[codere]

[ Throwing another one which sticks. ] Ha!

I'm a ninja!

[swordboning]

[SIGHING LOUDLY.]

....a real ninja has discipline.

[codere]

I have discipline! [ So much of it, in fact. ]

[swordboning]

I deliberately asked you not to do that and you did it.

[No, he didn't.]

[codere]

You're right.

I have no discipline whatsoever. [ Sighing. ]

[swordboning]

[Reaching over to poke her forehead.]

[codere]

Ow. [ Rubbing the spot shortly after. ]

I'll drop this stuff off and come back home. Unless there's something you need me to pick up for you?

[swordboning]

That was your punishment for talking back.

[How incredibly light. Mostly because she could just beat his ass or something if she wanted to.]

Just stay safe and don't get into a fight.

[codere]

I've only gotten into one fight since I've been here and it wasn't much of a fight. [ She points out. ]

How many have you been in?