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Dec. 15th, 2014 09:42 pm
swordboning: (my body is ready)
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...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

You've got mail!

Date: 2015-01-01 03:02 am (UTC)

action

Date: 2015-01-02 06:37 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (HOLY FUCK KUZUKI-SENSEI'S INSANE)
From: [personal profile] projections
[Shirou has no idea where Archer might be hiding. He's probably in spirit form somewhere.]

Archer!

[Have this loser yelling out Archer's name loudly.]

Date: 2015-01-02 06:51 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (getting mad at archer part 3458045)
From: [personal profile] projections
[Is he going to the wrong places? Shirou starts to second guess himself.]

Archer. [This is getting stupid.]

I need to ask you a question. [He might as well state his business first.]

Date: 2015-01-02 07:02 pm (UTC)
projections: (sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇ)
From: [personal profile] projections
I'll be blunt then.

Can you stop fighting with me for a while? I'm not asking you this for my sake. It's for Sakura. [He already knows this is asking for too much.]

Date: 2015-01-02 07:24 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (casually copies the faker)
From: [personal profile] projections
If we trouble Sakura too much Rider won't tolerate it. You'll get more enemies and give yourself more headaches.

I'd like to avoid that situation as much as possible.

Date: 2015-01-02 07:44 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (13)
From: [personal profile] projections
[Damn, what will it take to get through to Archer? yfw Shirou can't talk back.]

Please Archer, I'm begging you. [Does he have to bow? He's bowing.] It's not fair if I ask for something unreasonable and there's nothing in it for you.

It can't be helped. I'll do anything you say if you listen to me once.

Date: 2015-01-02 08:14 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (nasu is not sane)
From: [personal profile] projections
Anything.

[Shirou narrows his eyes a bit like don't get any weird ideas Archer.]

Tell me what you want.

Date: 2015-01-02 08:17 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (this account got tainted by deen)
From: [personal profile] projections
You've got yourself a deal.

[This is surprisingly reasonable. Oh well. If it's only two weeks Shirou doesn't mind doing that at all. ]

Date: 2015-01-02 08:31 pm (UTC)
projections: most of these icons are not shareable (i refuse to use my 5 year old icons)
From: [personal profile] projections
I'll do that. [Shirou waves once this conversation is over.]

Oh, I forgot something. [He forgot to say hi and thanks.]

Good afternoon, Archer. I must have caught you at a bad time. You still came out to speak with me anyways......Thanks. [There was no real need for Archer to come out in the first place okok.]
From: [personal profile] codere
[ It's late at night do you know where your tsundere is???

She takes long showers. Unnecessarily long showers. In fact, she wastes a lot of water and the bathroom takes forever to empty itself of steam. This is one of those nights except after two hours, there's a series of loud thuds coming from the door. It lasts for about fifteen seconds the first time.

The second is about ten.

The third is five and follows with her screeching his name.
]

Date: 2015-01-07 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
That's not what I want at all! [ And if he's listening carefully, he can hear her complain under her breath: ]

I compliment your looks just once and you think I'm trying to seduce you.

Archer! This isn't funny, you know!

Date: 2015-01-07 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
You locked the door! [ There's another thud and the indistinguishable sound of her body sliding to the floor against it. ]

Just let me out already!

Date: 2015-01-07 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] codere
Archer! [ Her voice is distant now.

... she's clearly in the middle of the bathroom floor.
]

I'm going to die in here.
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