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They were, yes.

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TOGETHER.

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Yes. How do you think Rin formed a connection between herself and Shirou? I'll give you a hint. It's the same thing you did with me.

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THEY FUCKED ??
How does that work ??

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Can you use more appropriate words. But yes, they did.

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YOU'RE NOT EXPLAINING TO ME HOW IT WORKS.

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It's possible to form a contract between magi by using bodily fluids of that type. It's most efficient between a man and woman.

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IS THIS WHY YOU TOLD ME TO HAVE SEX WITH SABER ??
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

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You said you didn't know how to make a magical contract the proper way so I gave you another option.

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So it's because of statements like that one where I get the wrong idea.
And now I think I'm dating Saber too ??

This is all your fault.

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...What?

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

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No, what you said before that.

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How many times do I have to say it before anyone believes me ??
I DON'T HANDLE PEOPLE WELL ╰། ᵒ̌ д ᵒ̌ །╯

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What does that have to do with not knowing if you're dating someone?

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The arrangement Saber was in before was identical to this one, but I guess it involves relationships ??
As if she was in love with her Master and her Master loved Shirou ?!
idk it's just weird !!

IT WAS MY PHRASING.

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What you're saying is that you're now in a relationship with both of us. Am I getting this right?

1/2

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GO BEAT SABER UP SO YOU CAN HOG ME TO YOURSELF !!

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w8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Once she's sure she got that text: ] It'd be unfair to beat someone up because of my mistake.

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Not only that but you made me promise to make up with her. I can't do both.

But if you're not sincere, you're digging yourself a deep hole. And I hope you're sincere with me.

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I AM SINCERE.
It's just really difficult to think about since we've only known each other for a short time.
Have you seen the way she's always looking at me ??

I don't want her to feel excluded, but at the same time you're the one I've already committed to.

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Let me word it like this.

As long as I know you're sincere with me and you're not gallivanting with someone who I want to kill, I don't care what else you do.

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... so do you want to kill Saber ??

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She frustrates me and is amusing to tease. So, no.

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[ Those two are... geez, what can she even say to that? If someone frustrated her, she'd want nothing to do with them. ]

So let's see how this plays out.
If none of us like it, we can call it off and I'll figure out what to do from there.

I should have talked about this with you in person, but people say I'm more honest in text.
So I thought it would have been better.
This isn't right tho ??
I should have spoken with you in person so you could see with your own eyes how I feel about you.