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[swordboning]

...you've reached Archer. Leave a message and if it's suitable, I'll get back to you.

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[codere]

I've never met a person who pees from the bottom.
*peels
Is there anything you do that isn't contrary ??

[swordboning]

It's the right way to do it. Give it a try and you'll see.

[codere]

Fine but when I make a mess of banana on the carpet you're prohibited from insulting me.
NO SNARK EITHER !!

I know how you get.

[swordboning]

You'll absolutely get snark because a monkey can do it without making a mess. If you can't and they can, you have issues.

[codere]

Are you calling me a monkey ??
That's mean.
You're so mean.

[swordboning]

I try. Thank you for the compliment.

[codere]

[ She's so not replying to this.

... but she will leave a ton of banana peels on the floor in the kitchen just for him. ]