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[swordboning]

[Letting it just whack off him. ARCHER IS STALWART IN THE FACE OF DANGER.]

Fine, if that's what you want to hear. If you were hurt, harmed, or had your memory tampered with in any way, I would probably be emotionally compromised to say the least. And I refuse to be responsible for any of the resulting destruction caused to the guilty party.

[codere]

[ Whack, whack, whack!! ] Emotionally compromised?

Are you saying you would be hurt, Archer? You should talk like a normal person when we're trying to have a normal conversation!

[swordboning]

Of course I'm saying I would be hurt! What else would I be implying and there's no other way I would feel.

[Seriously grumbling over here. This is not how he'd like to be seen at all.]

[codere]

Come here. [ Motioning him closer. ]

[swordboning]

....

[No sense in disobeying. He takes a seat on the side of the bed. There's no avoiding danger through distance now so he may as well completely give in.]

[codere]

[ Which means she's pulling herself into his lap and giving him a soft kiss once she's settled in. A rather mature and bold move compared to her usual though that's just the way she is. Ever adapting to her situation. ]

Hey.

I wouldn't do this if I thought it was a bad idea.

[swordboning]

[Good, good. He just gently wraps his arms around her. Despite treating her like a precious baby, it's still firmly in place for the moment. No sense in escaping.]

I know. Which is why I'm still putting my trust in that.

[codere]

Even if I forget how great sex with you is, you'll just have to remind me.

[ Nailed it. ]

[swordboning]

[Sighing internally now. Is that really what she jumped to?]

...is that the first thing you had to jump to?

[codere]

... what are you concerned about when it comes to losing memories?

[ If not sex, then what? ]

[swordboning]

[He's pretty blank faced on this. Mostly because he's trying to come up with a way to reply. A way that doesn't make him seem like a gigantic loser (well, a gigantic loser in Emiya terms).]

I'm concerned that you'll forget that I care for you.

...love even. [Absolutely nailed it.]

[codere]

[ Blushing brightly and nearly falling over at that. ] I-?!

I can't forget something as precious as that, you idiot!

[swordboning]

[Thankfully, he's still holding onto her.]

At least you know now, if you didn't already.

[codere]

[ Good thing because she would have hit the floor otherwise!! ]

I do know!

So what should we do? Make a sex tape? Get married?

[swordboning]

....I hope that's not some kind of marriage proposal. Because it would be among the fastest I've seen. And I'm not even going to address the former.

[codere]

I'm surprised you're not suggesting we have a child. Then I'd have to put off my plan for at least nine months.

[ Apparently she's hung up on drastic displays of love. ]

[swordboning]

I'm not even sure we're capable of having children, Rin. Remember, I'm just a spirit.

[Seriously though, real life questions here. Is Archer's spunk ethereal?]

[codere]

We could go to the lab and get your white goo tested.

[ Such a baby and such an unsexy term. ] Then we'd get a test for me to see if I could have babies.

More importantly, this is a terrible world to raise a child in so why are we entertaining it?!

[ She fails to see that they're not actually considering it.............. ]

[swordboning]

You're the one considering it, not me. The only reason I'm not shutting down that line of conversation is because you'd think I was trying to avoid something.

Look, just make your recording and that'll be enough.

[He doesn't promise to not try to watch it while Rin is gone.]

[codere]

Geez, you'd just tolerate it? What's the matter with you...

[ Leaning in to rest against his shoulder. ] Don't worry. It'll be enough.

[swordboning]

[He outwardly sighs. Mostly in relief.]

It will.

[But Archer knows that hope can be pretty destructive. The real question is...should he have any hopes things will end up okay?]

[codere]

[ Nope, because it's canon for things to turn out poorly. ]

I'll make sure of it.

If I don't, you'll just have to make me fall for your arrogant charm all over again.